GorillaXI Posted December 22, 2011 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Posted December 22, 2011 SEVEN KINDS OF SEX The first kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you’re blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short while and are so horny you will have sex anywhere- even the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner a long time. Your sex has become routine & you usually only have sex in your bedroom. The 4th type of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say “screw you”. The 5th type of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon & Nun at night. The 6th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you can’t stand each other anymore & go to court & try to screw your partner in front of everyone. Last but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.
Blackbart Posted December 22, 2011 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.03 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Posted December 22, 2011 You forgot the 7th type of sex it's called old age sex: It's like smurf sex except you turn blue in the face trying to have sex...At least that's what Weezer told me... Awards
BattlewolF Posted December 22, 2011 Member ID: 2028 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 42 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1740 Content Per Day: 0.33 Reputation: 545 Achievement Points: 10637 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/10/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 11, 2024 Birthday: 03/10/1963 Device: Windows Posted December 22, 2011 Sex Smurf Awards
Exe Posted December 22, 2011 Member ID: 2567 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 41 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2905 Content Per Day: 0.57 Reputation: 985 Achievement Points: 17127 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 06/08/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 15 Birthday: 12/11/1986 Device: Windows Posted December 22, 2011 Interesting stuff ^^ Awards
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