Lunkster Posted February 7, 2012 Member ID: 1374 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 60 Topic Count: 183 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1358 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 1736 Achievement Points: 10713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 04/26/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 12/10/1971 Device: Windows Posted February 7, 2012 My nookie days are over, my pilot light's gone out What used to be my sex appeal is now just a water spout Time was, on it's own, from my pants it would spring, Now it's just a full time job to find the fuckin' thing!! It used to be embarrassing, the way it would behave, When every single morning it would stand and watch me shave... But now I have got older, it sure gives me the blues, to see it hang it's little head and watch me tie my shoes... Awards
HarryWeezer Posted February 7, 2012 Member ID: 20166 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.81 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 26 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted February 7, 2012 Thank you for this wonderful poem about me. How'd you know? Awards
hxtr Posted February 7, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted February 7, 2012 i wish i had a penis...
HarryWeezer Posted February 7, 2012 Member ID: 20166 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.81 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 26 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted February 7, 2012 hxtr i wish i had a penis... Want mine? I don't use it anymore. Awards
hxtr Posted February 7, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted February 7, 2012 SgtHarryWeezer hxtr i wish i had a penis... Want mine? I don't use it anymore. does it still work. how many miles do you have on it?
PnBear Posted February 8, 2012 Member ID: 467 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 59 Topic Count: 151 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1721 Content Per Day: 0.30 Reputation: 279 Achievement Points: 10631 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 24 Birthday: 09/11/1968 Device: Macintosh Posted February 8, 2012 Dear Penis....I dont like you anymore.....LoL Awards
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