Lunkster Posted February 7, 2012 Member ID: 1374 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 60 Topic Count: 183 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1354 Content Per Day: 0.26 Reputation: 1726 Achievement Points: 10683 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 04/26/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 12:32 PM Birthday: 12/10/1971 Device: Windows Share Posted February 7, 2012 My nookie days are over, my pilot light's gone out What used to be my sex appeal is now just a water spout Time was, on it's own, from my pants it would spring, Now it's just a full time job to find the fuckin' thing!! It used to be embarrassing, the way it would behave, When every single morning it would stand and watch me shave... But now I have got older, it sure gives me the blues, to see it hang it's little head and watch me tie my shoes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
HarryWeezer Posted February 7, 2012 Member ID: 20166 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 7652 Content Per Day: 1.98 Reputation: 7228 Achievement Points: 53663 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 16 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted February 7, 2012 Thank you for this wonderful poem about me. How'd you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted February 7, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.16 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted February 7, 2012 i wish i had a penis... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryWeezer Posted February 7, 2012 Member ID: 20166 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 7652 Content Per Day: 1.98 Reputation: 7228 Achievement Points: 53663 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 16 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted February 7, 2012 hxtr i wish i had a penis... Want mine? I don't use it anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted February 7, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.16 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted February 7, 2012 SgtHarryWeezer hxtr i wish i had a penis... Want mine? I don't use it anymore. does it still work. how many miles do you have on it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PnBear Posted February 8, 2012 Member ID: 467 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 59 Topic Count: 151 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1721 Content Per Day: 0.32 Reputation: 279 Achievement Points: 10631 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 17 Birthday: 09/11/1968 Device: Macintosh Share Posted February 8, 2012 Dear Penis....I dont like you anymore.....LoL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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