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The Penis Poem


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My nookie days are over, my pilot light's gone out

What used to be my sex appeal is now just a water spout

 

Time was, on it's own, from my pants it would spring,

Now it's just a full time job to find the fuckin' thing!!

 

It used to be embarrassing, the way it would behave,

When every single morning it would stand and watch me shave...

 

But now I have got older, it sure gives me the blues,

to see it hang it's little head and watch me tie my shoes...

 

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Thank you for this wonderful poem about me. How'd you know? 

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i wish i had a penis...

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hxtr
i wish i had a penis...

Want mine? I don't use it anymore.

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hxtr
i wish i had a penis...

Want mine? I don't use it anymore.

does it still work. how many miles do you have on it?

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Dear Penis....I dont like you anymore.....LoL

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