jumper Posted February 17, 2012 Member ID: 3194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 54 Topic Count: 60 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1132 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 1284 Achievement Points: 9346 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 02/13/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 1 Birthday: 03/23/1975 Device: Windows Posted February 17, 2012 (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement of ten misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever'). ( Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. * Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. Awards
Merlin007 Posted February 18, 2012 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1136 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8600 Content Per Day: 1.62 Reputation: 7572 Achievement Points: 76772 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 39 minutes ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Posted February 18, 2012 Very true jumper. Good 1. Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted February 18, 2012 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15031 Content Per Day: 2.60 Reputation: 8047 Achievement Points: 92232 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted February 18, 2012 Good one... (lol) Awards
Boats Posted February 18, 2012 Member ID: 1502 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 35 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 251 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 30, 2013 Birthday: 05/10/1977 Posted February 18, 2012 dam .. i need to write that down n put it on a lil section of one wall in each room of the house!.. that way i cant go wrong no matter where i am
Hunter1948 Posted February 18, 2012 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.60 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Posted February 18, 2012 I'm the boss I'll decide LMAO Awards
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