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I was in the airport VIP lounge in route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink.

 

I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late.

Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor."

 

"Yes?"

 

"I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar, "and I'm waiting on a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say, 'Hi, Ray,'?"

 

"OK Sure."

 

I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat.

 

About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink and started to talk business.

 

A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates.

 

"Hi, Ray," he said,

 

I replied, "Fuck off Gates, I'm in a meeting."



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:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 

LMAO!



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hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahaaha that was good.. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha



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OMFG! I would have done the same thing. lololol!



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OMFG! I would have done the same thing. lololol!

now that is not funny.... show some respect to your PC's father. :)


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LOL



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