pwrcrzy52 Posted January 22, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 3300 Content Per Day: 0.57 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25694 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 31, 2024 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Posted January 22, 2010 A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes - caffeine." "Have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes," he says "I was in Iraq for two years." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment. " Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way? The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles .." The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10:00 A.M. every d ay." The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P..M., why don't you want me to here until 10:00 A.M.?" "This is a government job," the inter-viewer says, "For the first two hours , we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that." Awards
Ph4nt0m Posted January 22, 2010 Member ID: 1 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 39 Topic Count: 162 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1909 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 121 Achievement Points: 11489 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 12/06/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 4, 2020 Birthday: 06/28/1975 Posted January 22, 2010 HAHAHAHAHA
LiquidStool Posted January 22, 2010 Member ID: 508 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 4 Topic Count: 140 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 472 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 38 Achievement Points: 5787 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/25/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 7, 2016 Birthday: 01/20/1969 Posted January 22, 2010 YAY!!!
Olive Posted January 22, 2010 Member ID: 69 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 227 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2664 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 4132 Achievement Points: 23009 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 19 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 08:22 PM Birthday: 05/07/1965 Device: Windows Posted January 22, 2010 Lol...looks like governement jobs are the same all over the world... Awards
JohnnyDos Posted January 22, 2010 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted January 22, 2010 I'm so glad we are up and running Cause I like your little chuckles every morning PWRCRZY52.Now I don't have to scratch my balls wondering what to do every morning at 4am.
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