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The kind of poem I like, short and sweet... :smoke:



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SHIT IT'S COLD OUT! :crazy:

hahahahhaa that funny.

 

we had this ice shit fall out of the sky most of the day. did not get a thing wet.... evaporated before it could.

 

They call it sleet up north. Not sure what the fuck they call it here. We dont see this kind of shit often. lol

 

Hey I got my yard cleaned up and cut a few more limbs down. Love winter in this part of Texas but this season seems to be a way colder one. Like in the 40 to 50's during the day. FUCK it is cold.

 

You Canadians dont know what winter is.... come live in Texas. You will feel the cold and it will hurt when you live here for 3 years or more. hahahaha



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Sing to the tune "Winter Wonderland"

 

My balls ring, are ya listening?

Frozen stiff, balls a glistening.

A horrible sight, they got frozen tonight,

Living in the fucking Canook Land.

 

Gone away, is the Bluebird,

Frozen stiff, like a fresh turd.

It's 30 below and we're buried in snow,

Living in the fucking Canook land.

 

In the meadow we could build a snowman,

Then pretend he's Hxtr or Mean Dean.

Except the fucking meadow's frozen stiff man,

It's the coldest fucking winter that we've seen.

 

Later on, we'll conspire,

As we screw, by the fire.

To just move away to where it don't snow all day,

Cause we're living in the fucking Canook land.

 

When it snows, it ain't thrilling,

Cause your nose, gets a chilling.

We'll frolic and play, the Eskimo way,

Living in the fucking Canook land.

 

Day will come, when we're singing,

Without our balls, just a ringing.

We're getting the fuck, out of all of this muck,

That you find in the fucking Canook land.


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