JohnnyDos Posted June 25, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.39 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2013 "The Brothel" The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. "May I help you, sir?" she asked. The man replied, "I want to see Valerie." "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else", said the madam. He replied, "No, I must see Valerie." Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left. The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. "There are no discounts. The price is still $5000."Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.After an hour, he left. The following night the man was there yet again.Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?"The man replied, " New Brunswick." "Really," she said. "I have family in New Brunswick ." "I know," the man said. "Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance... she didn't say how." The moral of the story is that there are reallythree things in life that are certain:1 - Death2 - Taxes3 - Being screwed by a lawyer! Hemps, blk_plague, Blackbart and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TecHnOBoY Posted June 25, 2013 Member ID: 755 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 21 Topic Count: 120 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2191 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 961 Achievement Points: 14309 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 18, 2019 Birthday: 01/14/1982 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Owned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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