Your Worst Practical Joke, Ever...........

[little_old_man]

Come on fess up, we've all done some really horrible things to our friends and family all in the name of a good laugh.

 

What are some of your best ones that either you've done to somebody or they've done to you?

 

My two top jokes are:

 

1. About 15 years ago my best friend pulled the bullet off of a 22 long rifle shell and poured the powder into one of my smokes. I lit it and the flash was so big it burned off my eye brows. My revenge several weeks later was to put his picture and home phone number on an internet gay bulletin board and it said he was looking for a hood up with a hot guy. He put up with the calls 24/7 for about a week and then finally had to change his number.
2. My brother and I worked together for 30 years and just couldn't get through a single day without sticking it to each other in one way or another. He also brought his two sons into the family business so they learned from a very young age that it was kill or be killed. This may gross some of you out, but I'm going to tell the story anyway. My two nephews are two years apart in age and both of their birthdays are within a few days of each others. When my youngest nephew turned 21 and the older 23, I took them both out for a night on the town in San Francisco with two of their friends, and I put us all up in a 5 star hotel. I drank with them for a little while then retired for the evening, but they all decided to go out clubbing and didn't get back until around 4:AM. The next morning around 8:AM I woke their hung-over asses up and had them come to my room for a big breakfast. Before they arrived I went to the door and got the morning paper, and noticed my neighbors dinner tray was out in the hallway with a very expensive (and almost empty) bottle of wine. Because I was drinking lots of beer the night before, I had a really bad case of the farts and the bottle gave me an idea. I took the bottle and one of the used drinking glasses from the tray and brought them into my room. I un-corked the bottle of wine and pressed it firmly against my asshole then filled it with what can only be described as a fart that any middle eastern dictator could use as a weapon of mass destruction.  When the boys arrived in my room we ordered breakfast, and my youngest nephew noticed the empty bottle and asked if I had a good time. I told him that I had a relaxing night and drank a $500 bottle of wine all by myself and it was the best wine I had ever drank in my life. Knowing that he liked wine, I said that it was amazing and I thought there was a little bit left and he was welcome to try it. He pulled to cork and pressed the bottle to his lips and said "What the fuck is in here, this bottle smells like shit?". I then broke the news to him that I farted in it and the bottle he just put in his mouth touched my asshole. He ran to the bathroom and threw up for a good 10 minutes.  To this day my brother and I give him shit for that and he alwasy gags a little when we remind him of it.

 

Now I realize that about half of you reading this are grossed out, and the other half are probably laughing, but these are the kinds of jokes my mind conjures up. This was years before the Jackass show was on TV.

[KaptCrunch]

grew up watching the 3 stoogies inspired this almost deadly prank

 

christmas time  and the youngest sibling (4yrs to 11yrs) we coaxed him to stick is finger in light socket after we had the switch off and stuck ours in socket

 

when was his turn, older sister flipped the switch and his finger turned black with sparks flying around and he fell back an hit the floor and was passed out

 

for 1/2 minute, we all were scared that we killed him     

[iEvil]

lol this is hilarious.