BigPapaDean Posted September 17, 2013 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1217 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 6582 Content Per Day: 1.16 Reputation: 4445 Achievement Points: 63863 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 2 Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted September 17, 2013 A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend.She texted: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back: I'm on the toilet. Please advise. TheCheeseyCrusader, BeerGoat and MissD 3 Awards
TBB Posted September 17, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 295 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 22106 Content Per Day: 3.86 Reputation: 23572 Achievement Points: 157406 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 441 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted September 17, 2013 lol - good one - thanks Awards
Boo Yaa Posted September 18, 2013 Member ID: 22349 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 766 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 3 Achievement Points: 4612 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/15/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 5, 2015 Posted September 18, 2013 Lmao dean
Sammy Posted September 18, 2013 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.87 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 24 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted September 18, 2013 Could be worse. I'm masturbating. Please advise. Awards
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