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A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. 
The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend.

She texted: 

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. 
If you are laughing, send me your smile. 
If you are eating, send me a bite. 
If you are drinking, send me a sip. 
If you are crying, send me your tears. 
I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back: 

I'm on the toilet. Please advise.



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Lmao dean



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Could be worse.

 

I'm masturbating. Please advise.


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