JohnnyDos Posted June 1, 2015 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted June 1, 2015 You got to love this one even if you've never lived in Melbourne.Some of you (pilots...) will enjoy this more than others... Victorians can be so polite.Melbourne Tower: "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on runway 9R."Saudi Air: "Thank you Melbourne... Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. Allah be Praised."Melbourne Tower: " Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 27L."Iran Air: "Thank you Melbourne... We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L. - Allah is Great."Pause...Saudi Air: "MELBOURNE TOWER - MELBOURNE TOWER!"Melbourne Tower: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511..."Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE... INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"Melbourne Tower: "Proceed to your destination and tell Allah we said "Hi" HellKid, TBB and Blackbart 3
TBB Posted June 1, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 293 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21396 Content Per Day: 3.77 Reputation: 23075 Achievement Points: 153271 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 418 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 21 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: iPad Posted June 1, 2015 roflmao Awards
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