JohnnyDos Posted March 18, 2016 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted March 18, 2016 THE ITALIAN WEDDING I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year. So we decided to get married.There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was Bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me. I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate she never did it around anyone else. One day she called me and asked me to come over. 'To check my Sister's wedding- invitations' she said. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me. She couldn't overcome them anymore. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married. She said "Before you commit your life to my sister". Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she said. "if you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me". I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment....then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me. He said, 'Whippo, we are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family my son..'And the moral of this story is:.......Always keep your condoms in your car! Sonovabich, Blackbart, ldoz and 7 others 10
diggydoc42 Posted March 20, 2016 Member ID: 23985 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 9 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 189 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 103 Achievement Points: 1223 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/22/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 8, 2022 Posted March 20, 2016 Lool...but while italians are obsessed with sex, i think 90% of men put in that situation would drill the sister:)) lucky for me me wife's sister is not that tempting... Awards
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