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Here is some god advice. 

If a woman asks you "do these PANTS make my ASS look big?" do not answer "BIGGER THAN WHAT?" and do not tell the truth "you look beautiful" is the correct response.

 

Just life's little rules

I tell her shes beautiful genuinely and she tells me "You only say that because you married me" -_-



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I don't want to assume anything, but I'm going to bet mine are better :P

I am sure about that.. lol 



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I tell her shes beautiful genuinely and she tells me "You only say that because you married me" -_-

Insecurities. If her butt is getting big.. work it out. You have the power.... just get fixed first like I did. Condom's are a pain in the ass.. no pun intended. 

 

And it is not just about the thang thang A A Ron... be active no matter what. Kids only tired you when you are not as active as them. 

 

My kids never had a problem falling a sleep.. it was easy. They were tired. 

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"Aye-ya-yie-ya-yie," @AyeAyeRon. If you are like I was with my wife, I was most apt to say that when I was feeling "frisky." It usually worked if the moon was in the right "cycle," if you know what I mean.

 

However, she also told me that 20 mins. of begging did not count as "foreplay."

 

Lol. Ayaq



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Our foreplay is me doing the dishes haha



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"Aye-ya-yie-ya-yie," @AyeAyeRon. If you are like I was with my wife, I was most apt to say that when I was feeling "frisky." It usually worked if the moon was in the right "cycle," if you know what I mean.

 

However, she also told me that 20 mins. of begging did not count as "foreplay."

 

 

 

After twenty minutes of begging my wife does just like my dog and rolls over and plays dead.

 

 

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LMAO!

 

@@bds1961, sir, I laughed for a solid two minutes on that one! Ayaq


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