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GUTS VS BALLS


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We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls,

But do you really know the difference between them?

 

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.

 

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

 

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met

by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still

cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

 

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of

perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the

butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

 

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

 

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.

 

Both result in death.

 

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haha good thing doctors figured that out.. now i know better !

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"you're next, chubby"    bahahahaha

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Lol i wish i had the guts and the balls to try them both out. Nice work.

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I think I must have bolth then lol...Laughing

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Lol, good one Wolf.

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