WolfTiS Posted August 10, 2010 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted August 10, 2010 A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. ' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 'It's not polite.' 'OK', the little girl says,'How much do you weigh?' 'Now really,' the mother says,'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' 'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. ' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. 'Well,' says the friend,'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' Later that night the little girl says to her mother,'I know how old you are. You are 32.' The mother is surprised and asks,'How did you find that out? 'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' The mother is past surprised and shocked now.'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' 'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' 'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?' 'Because you got an F in sex.' Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted August 10, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 539 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 17613 Content Per Day: 3.10 Reputation: 42712 Achievement Points: 152468 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 692 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted August 10, 2010 to cool ..nice one cuz Awards
NanoCreed Posted August 10, 2010 Member ID: 1538 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 181 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 1403 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/26/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 1, 2013 Birthday: 11/22/1994 Posted August 10, 2010 lmfao
Flash Posted August 10, 2010 Member ID: 234 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 101 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1064 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 191 Achievement Points: 6692 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 20, 2016 Birthday: 04/16/1993 Posted August 10, 2010 hahahahahahaha Awards
SGTDANKO Posted August 10, 2010 Member ID: 3214 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 27 Topic Count: 206 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2362 Content Per Day: 0.48 Reputation: 50 Achievement Points: 14004 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/21/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/23/1981 Posted August 10, 2010 LMAO !!!!!!!
Blackbart Posted August 10, 2010 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.03 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Posted August 10, 2010 LOL...Good 1... Awards
BlackOp8 Posted August 10, 2010 Member ID: 1440 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 23 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 588 Content Per Day: 0.11 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 3170 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/23/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 01/18/1986 Posted August 10, 2010 good one
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