Painsponge Posted December 24, 2021 Member ID: 294 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 113 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 987 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 926 Achievement Points: 8839 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/07/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 10/29/1963 Device: Windows Posted December 24, 2021 DR MĄDRALSKI – A REAL OLD GEEZER? An old Polish-American doctor named Adam Mądralski opened a small clinic in an old New England millltown. He put a sign up outside that said: "Adam Mądralski, M.D. – Treatment $500; if not cured get back $1,000. A constantly cash-strapped med student named Tim Young saw his opportuntiy to outwit the old geezer and improve his budget, so he visited the Mądralski clinic Mr. Young: Doc, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me? Dr. Mądralski: Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Mr. Young's mouth." Mr. Young: Aaagh !! – This is Gasoline! Dr. Mądralski: Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500. Mr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money. Mr. Young: I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything. Dr. Mądralski: Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." Dr. Young: Oh, no you don't, – that's gasoline! Dr. Mądralski: Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500." Mr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Mr. Young: My eyesight has become weak – I can hardly see anything!!!! Dr. Mądralski: Well, I don't have any medicine for that so here's your $500 back." (giving him five $1 bills.) Mr. Young: But this is only $5! Dr.Mądralski: Congratulations! You've got your vision back! ; That will be $500. ******* Moral of story – Just because you're young doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old geezer! larrymc, TedsofBeverlyHills, TBB and 2 others 4 1 Awards
TBB Posted December 24, 2021 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 307 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 23645 Content Per Day: 4.03 Reputation: 24823 Achievement Points: 166647 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 490 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted December 24, 2021 Good one - true to life BUDMAN and Painsponge 1 1 Awards
KaptCrunch Posted December 24, 2021 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 49 Topic Count: 534 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 6184 Content Per Day: 1.03 Reputation: 5267 Achievement Points: 48848 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 98 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Posted December 24, 2021 7 minutes ago, TBB said: Good one - true to life echo that TBB xxxxx secret money making Painsponge and Sourtap 1 1 Awards
larrymc Posted December 28, 2021 Member ID: 29464 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 26 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 170 Content Per Day: 0.11 Reputation: 206 Achievement Points: 2554 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 12/21/21 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 03:27 PM Device: Windows Posted December 28, 2021 lol he must have started with a million dollars Awards
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