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fun fact i'm a distant cousin of Mr. Norris. 

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7 hours ago, Twinkie 13 said:

fun fact i'm a distant cousin of Mr. Norris. 

Very nice... you have god like blood in you. 

When Chuck Norris does pushups the Earth moves. 
When Chuck Norris speaks, even Hellen Keller listens.
When God was creating the heavens and Earth, he consulted Chuck Norris first. 
When Chuck Norris dies he'll go heaven and tell Jesus how he did on Earth then take over for forgiving us of our sins. 
When Chuck Norris observes the Double Slit Theory experiment, all the partials disappear and hide. 
When Chuck Norris decided to attend a Ditty after hours party uninvited, Ditty left the country without saying goodbye.
Chuck Norris's pronouns are, "God Like" "Master" "Queasy Lord" "Simi-Perfect" and he expects you to use them.
 


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Found some good ones. Not mine of course but funny.

  • Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

 

  • Chuck Norris once made fire by rubbing two ice cubes.

 

  • When Chuck Norris needs to relax, he joins the army.

 

  • Chuck Norris once made Kirsten Stewart smile.

 

  • Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. And got one.

 

  • Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

 

  • Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi trucks gas tank for fun that truck is now known as Optimus Prime

 

  • Chuck Norris killed 50 bad guys with 2 bullets. The first bullet was a warning shot.
     
  • Jesus can walk on water, but only Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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On 4/26/2024 at 12:54 AM, ALanHim said:

Very nice... you have god like blood in you. 

When Chuck Norris does pushups the Earth moves. 
When Chuck Norris speaks, even Hellen Keller listens.
When God was creating the heavens and Earth, he consulted Chuck Norris first. 
When Chuck Norris dies he'll go heaven and tell Jesus how he did on Earth then take over for forgiving us of our sins. 
When Chuck Norris observes the Double Slit Theory experiment, all the partials disappear and hide. 
When Chuck Norris decided to attend a Ditty after hours party uninvited, Ditty left the country without saying goodbye.
Chuck Norris's pronouns are, "God Like" "Master" "Queasy Lord" "Simi-Perfect" and he expects you to use them.
 

No, Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, He pushes the Earth down.

When Micheal Meyers (the Boogyman) goes to bed, He checks the closet for Chuck Norris.


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Legend has it, David Carradine became a freak in the closet after getting is ass kicked in this final fight.   

 

 


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18 hours ago, TBB said:

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That ones freaking good. 

I can't think of any more.. but I have Chuck on my mind so I am invisible. 


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