TBB Posted April 25 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 271 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18283 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20343 Achievement Points: 133962 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 273 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted April 25 ALanHim, LtLaszlo, major-mark63 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Twinkie 13 Posted April 25 Member ID: 3003 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 26 Topic Count: 36 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 421 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 351 Achievement Points: 3611 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/21/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 03/17/1979 Device: Windows Share Posted April 25 fun fact i'm a distant cousin of Mr. Norris. ALanHim and TheLastColdBeer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
ALanHim Posted April 26 Member ID: 30793 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 21 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 398 Content Per Day: 1.74 Reputation: 296 Achievement Points: 3014 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 10/18/23 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 02:10 PM Device: Windows Share Posted April 26 7 hours ago, Twinkie 13 said: fun fact i'm a distant cousin of Mr. Norris. Very nice... you have god like blood in you. When Chuck Norris does pushups the Earth moves. When Chuck Norris speaks, even Hellen Keller listens. When God was creating the heavens and Earth, he consulted Chuck Norris first. When Chuck Norris dies he'll go heaven and tell Jesus how he did on Earth then take over for forgiving us of our sins. When Chuck Norris observes the Double Slit Theory experiment, all the partials disappear and hide. When Chuck Norris decided to attend a Ditty after hours party uninvited, Ditty left the country without saying goodbye. Chuck Norris's pronouns are, "God Like" "Master" "Queasy Lord" "Simi-Perfect" and he expects you to use them. BUDMAN, Twinkie 13, LtLaszlo and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinkie 13 Posted April 27 Member ID: 3003 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 26 Topic Count: 36 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 421 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 351 Achievement Points: 3611 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/21/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 03/17/1979 Device: Windows Share Posted April 27 Found some good ones. Not mine of course but funny. Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret. Chuck Norris once made fire by rubbing two ice cubes. When Chuck Norris needs to relax, he joins the army. Chuck Norris once made Kirsten Stewart smile. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. And got one. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi trucks gas tank for fun that truck is now known as Optimus Prime Chuck Norris killed 50 bad guys with 2 bullets. The first bullet was a warning shot. Jesus can walk on water, but only Chuck Norris can swim through land. BUDMAN, Labob, LtLaszlo and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Streetcleaner Posted April 28 Member ID: 20996 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 54 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1766 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 1544 Achievement Points: 15797 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 03/27/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 01:31 PM Device: Windows Share Posted April 28 On 4/26/2024 at 12:54 AM, ALanHim said: Very nice... you have god like blood in you. When Chuck Norris does pushups the Earth moves. When Chuck Norris speaks, even Hellen Keller listens. When God was creating the heavens and Earth, he consulted Chuck Norris first. When Chuck Norris dies he'll go heaven and tell Jesus how he did on Earth then take over for forgiving us of our sins. When Chuck Norris observes the Double Slit Theory experiment, all the partials disappear and hide. When Chuck Norris decided to attend a Ditty after hours party uninvited, Ditty left the country without saying goodbye. Chuck Norris's pronouns are, "God Like" "Master" "Queasy Lord" "Simi-Perfect" and he expects you to use them. No, Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, He pushes the Earth down. When Micheal Meyers (the Boogyman) goes to bed, He checks the closet for Chuck Norris. ALanHim and Twinkie 13 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALanHim Posted April 28 Member ID: 30793 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 21 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 398 Content Per Day: 1.74 Reputation: 296 Achievement Points: 3014 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 10/18/23 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 02:10 PM Device: Windows Share Posted April 28 Legend has it, David Carradine became a freak in the closet after getting is ass kicked in this final fight. TBB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted April 28 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 271 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18283 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20343 Achievement Points: 133962 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 273 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Author Share Posted April 28 ALanHim and Twinkie 13 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
ALanHim Posted April 29 Member ID: 30793 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 21 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 398 Content Per Day: 1.74 Reputation: 296 Achievement Points: 3014 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 10/18/23 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 02:10 PM Device: Windows Share Posted April 29 18 hours ago, TBB said: That ones freaking good. I can't think of any more.. but I have Chuck on my mind so I am invisible. TBB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted April 30 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 271 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18283 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20343 Achievement Points: 133962 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 273 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Author Share Posted April 30 ALanHim 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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