Anyone have some funny memes to share??

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[ALanHim]

12 hours ago, TBB said:

I have a book I bought from a Clan Member on XI a fiction book on Big Foot. It's laying around here in this huge 260sf place of mine. I had it in hand (not lying) just Saturday making room then finding it. 

I'm not joking. I just moved the book just the other day. I have kept moving it in the effort that I pick it up and read it. It will happen, just give me a little bit more time. When I find it and it's literally feet from me, I'll take a picture and promote the book. 

Dude ADHD and Dysl3xia mixed..... I'm suspired I can even read. 
 

[ALanHim]

Here it is......  Oh shit I just looked at the date..... 2016. OK I need to read this book now. I have kept it close to me all this time... crap. 

BTW this is proof I'm a master procrastinator. 

 

Edited August 15, 2024 by ALanHim

[TBB]

1 hour ago, ALanHim said:

Here it is......  Oh shit I just looked at the date..... 2016. OK I need to read this book now. I have kept it close to me all this time... crap. 

BTW this is proof I'm a master procrastinator. 

 

Masturbater is more like it

[ALanHim]

Tampons for everyone. You ain't manly like Tim unless you use them. 

 

Well she did call herself a Bitch ,,,, Commander and Bitch has a nice ring to it. 

 

Democracy my ass. We live in a Communist nation today and I hate communists. 

 

That's OK Tim and that Bitch had a chat about Football, Break Dancing but left out the Nation. 

If Commie Bitch Harris was serious about ending taxes on Tips.. why the fuck hasn't she done it already? Bitch be lying is why. 

 

 

[ALanHim]

Here's an animated MEME that proves I'm more than qualified for the Olympics. I can break dance better that this. 

 

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4 hours ago, ALanHim said:

Here's an animated MEME that proves I'm more than qualified for the Olympics. I can break dance better that this. 

 

Break dance? Break dance??  Break dance - you can't even get your socks on the correct foot!!! 

[ALanHim]

3 hours ago, TBB said:

Break dance? Break dance??  Break dance - you can't even get your socks on the correct foot!!! 

Comparted to this Brake Dancer, anyone can break dance in the Olympics. I'll compete against the women since that's the new thing. 

 

[ALanHim]

Animated MEME of Commie Harris saying she will, “I will snatch their patent, so that we [the government] will take over. Yes we can do that!”
 

 

 

[PimpedOutPete]

2 hours ago, ALanHim said:

Animated MEME of Commie Harris saying she will, “I will snatch their patent, so that we [the government] will take over. Yes we can do that!”
 

 

 

Please stick to the funny memes.

[ALanHim]

What a dick. 

[ALanHim]

15 hours ago, PimpedOutPete said:

Please stick to the funny memes.

Well she sure ain't hiding she's a stinking POS Communist. 

[ALanHim]

"Yes We Can" 

[ALanHim]

Yes Ladies and Gentleman, this woman my be our President.. a Fucking Prostitute. 

[ALanHim]

The question is, what is in America's food? Clearly fat or chemicals that make fat. 

If you work hard... you eat right just like this. 



Seriously.. what else is needed? OK fine.. beans.. Lots of beans and some potatoes. The rest only makes fat or crap. 

Now this is a healthy diet. Just had eggs for breakfast and will have my steak burger later. 


I got worried when I see green but it's cool, all is approved on this list. 


I know the guy on the right.  He's one of my neighbors. 


Now this is more like it... 


I am starting to see a pattern with these MEMES and I'm feeling hungry. 


Well shit this MEMES not no funny. Reality sucks. 

I want to defend the Greek gods. When it's cold my junk looks like a mushroom with two Acorns attach. If really cold my outty become a inny and my balls disappear. 

 

Edited August 18, 2024 by ALanHim

[ALanHim]

Monday Morning MEMES..  let's break something. 

 

Poor Kevin, mothers is probably sick of breast feeding him. 


Shit no joke, I haven't used toilet paper since the PLANdemic. I wash my ass instead every time. They'll never fuck with my shits every again. 

 

If you're on the Spectrum it's hard to answer.  Best thing to do is stand back 200 feet or more. 

This dog has talent. I bet it could be a gamer. 

That's it I' voting for the Commies. 

Dude Bigfoot is real. 

 

I'm really trying not to laugh at this one This dude is sicker than I am. To cut off your hand for a joke is wild. I just had a vasectomy for mine. 



Sir take your hands our of your pockets. Sir you have 2 seconds to put your hands up or you're getting tazed! (I watch lots of COPS)

Some people take pride in their yards. I take pride in the desert. Look at all that pretty dirt and rocks.



I have seen some strange things out here and plenty of snakes. 

 

I had a employee in 2000 explain to me about his Anxiety.  I had no idea I had it till he explained. I had it BAD!!!! 

Boy have times changed. 

 

Where there is a will their is a way. 

I spent hours going through my cables before moving last time. WOW.. I threw SO many away. 

 

The worse is trying to hold it during sex. Kind of destroys the mood. But this dude really needs to fart. 
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They were pretty good. 

Wait for it. 

 

Monkey Pox?

Well they have everyone scared of everything today. Boo!

 

This one may hurt a little. Be square you'll/ 

 

Problem is, I can't understand it. 


That phone is going to blow the F up. 

 

Oh that fixed it. 


The New Gold Old Days,. 


Def not Breaking Good. 



You have to love people with a great sense of humor and us dicks as well. 

 

Well damn I thought she was acting a fool. 

Poor thing. Kill IT!

Dance on, Dance Off Dumbualson. 

 

 

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