Wake with a smile (I said WAKE Kapt)

[RobMc]

Dr. Malone and wife, Katherine, were in the kitchen having a good old fashioned row during breakfast with plenty of yelling and cross words. Dr. Malone got up from the table in a rage, saying, “And you are no good in bed either!” and stormed out of the house, slamming the door behind him. Several hours later, in between seeing patients, Dr. Malone realized that he had been nasty to his wife and decided to apologize to her, so, he called her at home. After the phone had rung many times, Katherine finally picked up. “What took you so long to answer the phone?” Katherine replied, “I was in bed.” “In bed at this time of day, doing what?” Katherine replied, “Getting a second opinion!”

 

My grandad was diagnosed with a serious ailment and the doctor recommended that we smear his back with lard every day. sadly, after that, he went downhill quickly 

 

I met a guy in the pub who said he would kill the wife for £1000
He said one clean shot just below her left breast.
I said I want her killed not kneecapped
 

[KaptCrunch]

yes rob awake to the false witness are every where for lust, money, and death to keep the lies alive of greed.

honesty the best policy that why  i not perish from covid. but the mind fog is drifting away   

Edited 2 hours ago by KaptCrunch
Is money more important than life, cave era had no issues like today for the bears aren't doing the killing anymore

[KaptCrunch]

Rod yes with a woody every morning