The important things in life

[RobMc]

Letter in a motorcycle magazine :-

Dear All.

I have never written to you before but I really need your advice. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating. The usual signs; phone rings and if I answer the caller hangs up, going out with the girls a lot & when I ask the names it's "you don't know them", I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night I decided to finally check on her. Around midnight I hid in the garage behind my Harley so as to get a good view of the whole street when she came home from her night out with the girls. When she got out of the car I noticed the steamed up windows, and she was buttoning her blouse which was open, she then took her pants out of her purse and slipped them on glancing at our windows.

It was at that moment as I crouched behind my motorbike that I noticed it, a hairline crack on the frame, is this something I can fix myself or do you think I should take it back to the garage?

Thanks in advance