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15 year old boy comes down stairs wearing his best suit and carrying a torch, his dad asks where you going dressed like that and carrying a torch lad says I'm going courting, so dad sits him down and tells him how he used to go out courting, but he said he never took a torch, lad looks up at him and says 'yeah and look what you bloody ended up with' ?


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torch as a flashlight ?  to inspect under the bonnet eah means under the hood across the pond.

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The only Hood is Robin Hood, steals from the rich and gives to the poor, unlike the fucking dealer

 

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