RobMc Posted October 15, 2025 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 422 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 6280 Content Per Day: 1.86 Reputation: 9993 Achievement Points: 68055 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 168 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Online Last Seen: Just now Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted October 15, 2025 The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered. "Interesting," the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director. The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers. She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go." Dot80, KaptCrunch and major-mark63 3
KaptCrunch Posted October 16, 2025 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 49 Topic Count: 534 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 6184 Content Per Day: 1.03 Reputation: 5268 Achievement Points: 48849 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 98 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 03:18 PM Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Posted October 16, 2025 (edited) our elvis travels by rail ur you talking Edited October 16, 2025 by KaptCrunch Awards
major-mark63 Posted October 16, 2025 Member ID: 23233 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 26 Topic Count: 64 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3517 Content Per Day: 0.92 Reputation: 2622 Achievement Points: 28543 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 18 Joined: 09/10/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 08/11/1963 Device: Windows Posted October 16, 2025 8 hours ago, KaptCrunch said: our elvis travels by rail ur you talking our Elvis9 is more Chattanoooga choo-choo.. Awards
KaptCrunch Posted October 16, 2025 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 49 Topic Count: 534 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 6184 Content Per Day: 1.03 Reputation: 5268 Achievement Points: 48849 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 98 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 03:18 PM Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Posted October 16, 2025 9 minutes ago, major-mark63 said: our Elvis9 is more Chattanoooga choo-choo.. major-mark63 1 Awards
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