RobMc Posted October 24 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 396 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 6197 Content Per Day: 1.88 Reputation: 9858 Achievement Points: 67256 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 161 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted October 24 A man knocked on a house door and asked from a lady "Do you have a vagina". She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman "Do you have a vagina". She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice "Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again". The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where he is going with it". She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question. "Do you have vagina"....... "Yes" she says...... The man replies. "Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and starts using yours?" TBB and major-mark63 2
TBB Posted October 25 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 305 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 23258 Content Per Day: 4.00 Reputation: 24426 Achievement Points: 164241 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 471 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted October 25 ROFLMFAO major-mark63 1 Awards
KaptCrunch Posted October 26 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 48 Topic Count: 535 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 6184 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 5264 Achievement Points: 48843 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 98 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Posted October 26 (edited) who's sex organ is busted to night for in newspaper next morning a story of a mans penis had to be re-sewn on. For Rob's Confusion, After the man left the front porch, She talked to her husband for tonight they are going to have shagging then whent to the kitchen and got her best cutting knife and placed it on the night stand in bedroom for tonight she going cut off her husbands wiener. she didn't get mad, she got even. Edited October 26 by KaptCrunch heard the joke B4 canadian style RobMc 1 Awards
RobMc Posted October 26 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 396 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 6197 Content Per Day: 1.88 Reputation: 9858 Achievement Points: 67256 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 161 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted October 26 Kapt wtf has this to do with the joke?? you need help major-mark63 1
KaptCrunch Posted October 26 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 48 Topic Count: 535 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 6184 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 5264 Achievement Points: 48843 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 98 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Posted October 26 (edited) it funny but on this side of pond had more story Edited October 26 by KaptCrunch lorena bobbitt Awards
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