RobMc Posted November 7 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 402 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 6211 Content Per Day: 1.88 Reputation: 9877 Achievement Points: 67392 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 161 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 minutes ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted November 7 A man went to Harley Street, London and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up the file and read : "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist...... You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off their pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. The annual salary is £65,000, and if you're interested you'll have to go to Manchester " "My God, is that where the job is?" asked the man. "No sir" she answered, "that's where the end of the queue is." KaptCrunch and major-mark63 2
Biotech Posted November 7 Member ID: 23616 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 20 Topic Count: 17 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1099 Content Per Day: 0.30 Reputation: 1397 Achievement Points: 8882 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 11/24/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 06:37 PM Birthday: 12/03/1965 Device: Windows Posted November 7 bet you weaselled your way all the way to London didn't you Rob ? RobMc and major-mark63 2 Awards
RobMc Posted November 8 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 402 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 6211 Content Per Day: 1.88 Reputation: 9877 Achievement Points: 67392 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 161 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 minutes ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted November 8 7 hours ago, Biotech said: bet you weaselled your way all the way to London didn't you Rob ? Actually I spent my entire lifetime avoiding London, I like my own country and London is certainly not that, I would say stay well clear of it, and a lot of Brits would agree. Any of you tourist types be very careful where you go, do not wear watches or use expensive phones, crime is off the map.
KaptCrunch Posted November 8 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 48 Topic Count: 535 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 6184 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 5265 Achievement Points: 48844 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 98 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Posted November 8 or gold teeth while on vacation Awards
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