RobMc Posted December 3, 2025 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 420 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 6252 Content Per Day: 1.87 Reputation: 9954 Achievement Points: 67818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 166 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted December 3, 2025 THE SCOTTISH COW. The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk. Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite cheaply. So, they brought the cow over from Scotland . It was absolutely wonderful, it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy. They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again. They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull, and he was never able to do the deed. The people were very upset and decided to go to the Vet, who was very wise, tell him what was happening and ask his advice. "Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the other side." The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Scotland ?" The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over from Scotland .. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow from Scotland ? The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye: "My wife is from Scotland " KaptCrunch and major-mark63 2
major-mark63 Posted December 3, 2025 Member ID: 23233 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 26 Topic Count: 62 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3450 Content Per Day: 0.91 Reputation: 2562 Achievement Points: 27980 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 17 Joined: 09/10/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 08/11/1963 Device: Windows Posted December 3, 2025 LOL another surprising ending lol good one again RobMc 1 Awards
RobMc Posted December 3, 2025 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 420 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 6252 Content Per Day: 1.87 Reputation: 9954 Achievement Points: 67818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 166 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted December 3, 2025 1 hour ago, major-mark63 said: LOL another surprising ending lol good one again Not surprising to us in the UK who know Scottish girls KaptCrunch 1
KaptCrunch Posted December 3, 2025 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 49 Topic Count: 534 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 6184 Content Per Day: 1.03 Reputation: 5267 Achievement Points: 48848 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 98 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 12:51 PM Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Posted December 3, 2025 21 minutes ago, RobMc said: Not surprising to us in the UK who know Scottish girls they always have their knikers in a knot RobMc 1 Awards
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