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XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. ausimatador (77)

scrone of a women, the coffin is min 10 Grand now you know why divorce is high

Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.' The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.' The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.' The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like Construction Workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.' But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the @rse - and they are interchangeable' @TBB

Hey @RobMc - did you know that politicians have two moveable body parts??? Their mouth and their ass hole - they are interchangeable

How autumnal?? roasting your nuts on a fire

Bloodeunner reason you had set to bake (to high), yes is a odd feeling when Aunis sweats.