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  1. For all of you that have followed my dad's journey over the last little while, here is an update. Today Dad celebrated his 90th Birthday. We are so blessed to have him make this milestone. Over the last 2 years he has really been through a lot of health issues. Many times we thought we were going to loose him. He is a real fighter. He is stable and after congestive heart failure and receiving a pace maker/defibrillator, Kidney failure/Dialysis, breaking his hip and breaking it again. All my siblings are here to celebrate. He was moved to tears and while trying to express how much he loves us all. I won't admit that most of us had tears as well. When you are raised by a such a GREAT man it is impossible not to be emotional. Many of his grandchildren and several of his Great Grandchildren were here to shower him with hugs and kisses. The Love of Family gives him the strength to continue his journey. We had some great Lebanese meals over the last 3 days! It is with great pride I call him Dad. If you love someone tell them before it is too late. Wayne
    20 points
  2. After last years 90% garden loss due to flooding, deer and Colorado potato Beatles 2022 is showing great potential. My Garlic harvest has been a great success. If you are wondering what the heck I’m doing growing so much food? I just enjoy gardening! I love sharing with family, friends, neighbours and anyone who visits. I particularly love sharing with people needing a little help. Some days I make up little packages and deliver them to my senior relatives. It’s always nice to help out the local soup kitchens. Nothing goes to waist. I love canning string beans, tomatoes and things. My onions and potatoes last 4-6 months, the garlic lasted from August last year until June this year….we ran out I gave too much away lol. Enjoy the pictures, share your photos of anything you’ve grown. Big or small we’ll love them all.
    17 points
  3. More 2022 garden pictures! I’ll have to take some pictures of the other garden later today. Squash, Watermelon, and corn.
    15 points
  4. YACCster

    3000

    So apparently this is my 3000'th post at least as @YACCster that is. Thanks for looking at all my fabulous musings. -YACC
    15 points
  5. Ruggerxi

    COD4 Ban Appeal

    He was banned from the website and server before, so I went ahead and banned this account as well.
    14 points
  6. It isn't often he's sober but the old boy made it through to the final selection for science with two other candidates, fingers crossed for him :- The 1st candidate showed proof that humans were definitely from a genus evolving from Africa The 2nd candidate showed proof that radio waves could be bent through time and space The big moment Up steps our very own Budman, he makes his way to the stage in front of the committee, unsteadily grasping the table he brings from his top pocket an old matchbox. Opening the matchbox there is a scream from the ladies present as a large hairy spider emerges, he places the spider on the table :- 'Walk forward' he says, and the spider walks forward 'Stop' he says and the spider stops 'Walk backwards' he says and the spider walks backwards The committee are amazed, picking the spider up Budman pulls off all it's left legs, one of the women faints, he places it back on the table 'Go clockwise' he says, the spider goes clockwise 'Go anticlockwise' he says, the spider goes anti clockwise Picking it up again he pulls off the remainder of it's legs and places it back on the table 'Walk forward' he says - nothing 'Walk backward' he says - nothing 'Go clockwise' he says - nothing 'Go anticlockwise' he says - nothing He glances at the committee, and what does that prove? asks the chairman Proudly Budman faces them and says - ' It proves that when you pull all the legs off a spider they go deaf' Strike a new medal Rockape it's in the bag
    13 points
  7. RobMc

    Is it the heat?

    You must have heard about it because British media have banged on and on about it, we have a mini heatwave where for 2 days the temp MAY reach 40 degrees C in some parts of the country. Trains can't run, people being told to stay home and more government warnings than a third world war, amazingly from the same people who jet off for a fortnight in Turkey or the Maldives, where it apparently doesn't have the same effect. Those in Aussie, Florida or California would get a chuckle at this lot, do your trains stop too? Anyway I was going through a Starbucks drive through on my mobility scooter this morning, and as the lady bent down to hand me the coffee (not good coffee) I handed her a ten pound note. 'Have you not got anything smaller' she snarled, 'only my dick' I replied, the look on her face was priceless, must be the heat.
    13 points
  8. Here he is being showered with hugs from 3 great granddaughters. My 2 are on the right.
    12 points
  9. I met Sally at the fair this week! She's a pretty cool bird. I don't think it was the real Sally though she didn't come in first place!
    11 points
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  11. StormCrow

    New Ink Day!

    Went and saw my tattoo artist today. I could not decide if I wanted a Sugar Skull or a Peacock...well an Artist being an artist had a vision..... He combined the 2 together!!!!
    11 points
  12. SGTSmeg

    Blondes on a plane

    A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON. THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE." HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS. "I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."
    11 points
  13. Izumi

    First drone!

    Been researching drones for quite awhile and finally pulled the trigger. I think seeing some of the member videos and photos helped speed things along in my buying process Went with the DJI Mini 2 Fly More Combo. Was simple enough to get setup with the controller and airborne in a little over an hour. First flight I sent over my neighborhood then on the edge of the interstate... pretty sure you can't fly over them I could be wrong. Regardless, I hit the home button and it was ascending to heaven. Not sure if it was trying to catch up with the Webb Telescope or what, but I had to steer it back manually. All-in-all, an exciting initial flight...
    11 points
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  15. Hi, my name is Matt, but my real name is Joe Canadian<XI>, master grenadier trained by the one and only Spanky<XI>. I was gone for a while due to some career choices I made, which was nice cool and dandy for a while until I decided to start working independently, which has turned out to be a great idea. Leisure time has increased exponentially, and even though I do travel a lot, I have purchased a proper gaming laptop at a decent price, that allows me to play pretty much all the games available out there except for VR, which is kinda of a blessing because the last thing I want to see , way too close, is a naked Budman or TBB getting an oriental massage with a perverted and forced "happy ending". See you soon guys, I do miss you a lot. Matt Ps. Mr Pain lol. You are fucked dude, run for your miserable life
    10 points
  16. AusiGirl

    A cock and a pussy

    A cat and a rooster - lifelong friends - are walking through the forest and starting to get hungry. Eventually they come to a stream and notice some food on the other side. While the stream isn't very wide, it is fast moving, and there is no easy way to cross. The rooster is so hungry at this point that he decides he's going to try and jump the stream. He struts back, turns, then runs towards the stream flapping his wings for all he's worth. He jumps, flutters wildly, and just makes it to the other side. It is ugly and a little scary, but the rooster is now free to happily chow down. "Come on, cat! It's an easy jump and there's plenty of food over here!" The rooster calls to his friend. So the cat, a little nervous due to his natural dislike of water, figures if the rooster can do it, he can do it too. The cat takes a few steps back and makes a running leap - landing smack in the middle of the stream, where he's swept away splashing and sputtering. The moral of the story? Behind every satisfied cock, there's a wet pussy.
    10 points
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  18. Just released my second map this month, mp_hobby_farm_v2. This is a medium/large map that supports DM, TDM, CTF, HTF, and hopefully, HQ. In this map, I worked with rotating brushes, created a few of my own prefabs, and imported quite a few clan pictures for our Headquarters building. We have been running it on our server, IAF Playground , for the last week or so, and it has played well. I included a pair of transporters and 2 mg42s. Please feel free to take and share! IAF Hack mp_hobby_farm_v2.iwd
    9 points
  19. dawgy

    Summer steelhead

    Tight lines guys!!
    9 points
  20. Thanks MtDeW, may the fleas in your armpits never migrate to your crotch ps Some in these forums hate old Rob, I worry about my future, the times I've sobbed myself to sleep (laughing). I sincerely hope they don't use these subtle British insults before getting Rob to explain them first?
    8 points
  21. bds1961

    Who’s set up is this.

    Ok what one of you made this gaming chair since your to lazy to take a bathroom break I believe this is taking it to far Also do you have plans available ?
    8 points
  22. I'm sorry, I'm so fucking sorry (sob), so so sorry to all my readers in the forums, I never ever realised that joking in the forums and fooling around brought so much pain, I'm truly sorry. I'm just a sad sad clown, fooling around laughing telling jokes fornicating not realising all that time that I was hated - please fucking forgive me (and the other assholes I fool around with, yes you TBB). Last night the Messiah showed me the true path to happiness, from this date at the end of every week I'll issue a chart showing my progress so far, I would have done it in powerpoint, but apparently you're not bright enough to understand things like that. I'm so dumb I thought the market was where you bought vegetables, what do I know? I thought stocks were where they pelted you with rocks and shares part of a plough? stupid, stupid, stupid I have produced a graph showing my braincell count before and after drinking, don't feel sorry for me, both of them count. (You should see Budmans), I nearly inserted a smiley face - forgive me. This is (yet another) new Rob, sober, serious, and downright dull, the joke forum is a thing of the past, my new path takes me to a greater place, where I will Excel (apparently you're not bright enough to get that) (omit another childish smiley) Sad Rob LIKE FUCK
    8 points
  23. @SGTSmeg you asked a question about growing garlic. I grow the Hard neck variety called Music. Hard neck have fewer but larger cloves per bulb. They(Hard neck) have a woody stock in the centre. They are more hardy in colder, northern areas and tend to last longer. Depending on location and severity of winter HN are planted in the fall 2-3 weeks before the ground freeze’s. This allows the garlic clove to set roots. HN garlic must go through a cold dormant spell before sprouting in the very early spring. HN garlic can withstand diverse soil types but really loves a soil with a lot of organic matter. Most garlic plantings benefit from a thick layer of mulch when planted. The mulch alleviates multiple freeze thaw cycles which will damage the new developing roots. I live 2 miles from the coast and experience several drastic freeze thaw cycles most winters. Therefore I use a very thick mulch, I even have to hold the mulch down with weighted wire fence material or it will blow away. HN garlic produce a flower step called a scape. The scapes should be removed allowing the garlic to concentrate on bulb development rather than flowering. The flower turns to a thing called bulbils. Bulbils can be planted but it would take 2-3 years to propagate bulbs of an size. Garlic must be dried out of the sun with good air circulation for 2-3 weeks. This allows the nutrition from the leaves to be drawn into the cloves. Once dried the roots and stocks should be cut off the dirt can be rubbed off not washed as water will promote rot. One of the thin skins should be removed allowing for a very clean pristine garlic bulb. Here are a couple of pictures from last year’s crop after being cleaned up. If anyone has a few questions I’ll try and answer.
    8 points
  24. RIP>XI<

    sorry

    i will stay a member tks all
    8 points
  25. first post here. awesome XIs and non-XIs, at least the majority. no names required, except Roxy, just because she is beyond awesome. 1 moh post to membership. FU all (if you feel offended, that is because you do not understand sarcasm)
    8 points
  26. TBB

    Ya wanna see my cock?

    Nice TAT - but we'll have to let @RobMc determine if it's a nice cock - that's his specialty
    8 points
  27. LOCO

    Support

    7 points
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  29. We have a smoker in the garage, takes up space imho, and it has 5 shelves and if it were up to me I would not bother. But oh my goodness the smoked foods my hubby puts out... example: Smoked salmon (with toast points, and a dill caper onion sauce) HEAVEN. Ours works great, I have nothing to do with it, or grilling anything for that matter, but this link should help those looking for one find a great one. https://bestreviews.com/patio/smokers/best-electric-smokers Recipe for smoked salmon on toast points: 6 oz. cream cheese softened ▢2 tablespoons chopped fresh dill ▢1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice ▢4 slices whole grain sourdough bread toasted ▢¼ lb smoked salmon thinly sliced ▢¼ cup thinly sliced red onion ▢2 tablespoons capers ▢1 tablespoon finely chopped fresh chives ▢salt and pepper to taste INSTRUCTIONS Add the cream cheese, dill, and lemon juice to a small bowl and stir until combined. Season to taste with salt and pepper and stir again. Spread the cream cheese mixture on the toasts. Top with the smoked salmon, red onion, capers, and chives.
    7 points
  30. Oh my, she is a ditzy thing to listen to. "That describes me, actually" luckily, she's easy on the eyes. What does a blonde say after an orgasm? "Gulp"
    7 points
  31. This is my harvest! I don’t have anywhere near the size of your garden, I still manage to grow around 180 plants. More of a fun hobby. Elephant, California and the largest portion was originally smuggled in from Italy!
    7 points
  32. Izumi

    New Ink Day!

    That's wild! Glad he didn't go another direction and make a sugary cock or something skull-fucking related.
    7 points
  33. Hunter1948

    sorry

    Hey @RIP>XI<I haven't played for a few years because of medical reasons but I'm still here so the is no need to leave..
    7 points
  34. J3st3r

    sorry

    You are a forever Idiot buddy. We're not letting you leave just because you can not see very well. Seriously you don't have to leave. We have alot of really cool members that haven't played on the servers in a few years. Stop in once in a while and say hi. Jump on TS any time and BS with us idiots.
    7 points
  35. TheLastColdBeer

    Kohler Generator

    Craigslist is an addiction, I view it everyday & force myself not to respond to ads. This one I couldn't resist. Kohler K181 powered 3kw genset. Gave it a tug, it had compression, knew it would run. Threw away the sediment bowl, replaced the fuel lines, filed the points and it was purring like a kitten. All terminals powered a drill, haven't put the multi-meter to them yet, but it responds to it's solenoid, and idles down. Ordered a carb kit, the o-ring & gaskets are dried up junk. Already have friends wanting the engine, we'll see.
    7 points
  36. JonahJr

    Relaxing Time

    7 points
  37. My heart is heavy and I am having a hard time holding the tears back. I always looked forward to gaming with Stayalive. He was as sweet a man that I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. The man took alot of guff from me for being Canadian, but he knew it was all out of love. Rest in peace Stayalive, I will never forget our friendship. My heart felt sympathy to his family and loved ones.
    7 points
  38. Very sad news, we play so often on weekends with him....we will missed him....prayers for his family from bakke an hexi
    7 points
  39. StayAlive will be missed, but not forgotten...
    7 points
  40. Extremely sad to hear. Great guy to play with and talk with. We seem to be losing some of the best amongst us.
    7 points
  41. OMG, that's horrible news. He seemed like a Great guy and a regular part of our COD2 gang! We'll all miss him. Life is short, so enjoy it while we can! RIP, Neil.
    7 points
  42. RobMc

    Our most faithful friends

    No that's not you Budman and TBB, My most faithful and loving friend was my Border Collie Jess, bought from a farm on the Otterburn ranges From being a pup that dog followed me everywhere, slept at my feet, and worshipped the ground I walked on (not just you eh? @Majbasil) One day I went into the bath, and being tired I think I fell asleep Unbeknown to me he had lain down at the side of the bath I woke up with the water lukewarm and quickly stepped out of the bath Not realising he was there I stepped on his tail He was asleep too, and in a purely reflex action turned and bit my dick Had to get him put down Broke all his teeth
    7 points
  43. MtDeW

    not an XI wife!

    this does not shock XI wife at all
    7 points
  44. On a black shirt or other dark color, with red lettering on top, peach outlined in white, and white lettering below, with the heart or other graphic in red. XI name on back with XI Fest 2022.
    7 points
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  47. RobMc

    not an XI wife!

    All of us who've watched you play laugh too
    7 points
  48. Please Welcome Mad Doc To Our Clan
    6 points
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