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This is Milly. A one year old Goberian. It is now over 8 month since our Molly passed away we thought it is now time as a house without a dog is just a house.,

XI is an adult clan with no prohibitions on the use of language except for two primary rules: no racist remarks and no personal attacks. You need to check your sensitive feelings at the door when you come here: if you don't like it, don't look at it or don't comment on it. If you believe someone has broken one of our rules, let an admin know, and we will take action as needed. We also do not tolerate cheating or disrespect by members or guests and insist on good sportsmanship. Violations can lead to permanent bans. We play for fun, we play with honor, and we strive to treat each other with respect and consideration. No one, member or guest, is above our Code. We have walked away from this code too many times. I have dealt with the disrespect of many players when I play, and I'm going to state this to you all. You don't want to play on my team, fine. Don't want to hear me, mute me. There is no need to broadcast it through the server. That is considered a personal attack. Second, you are bringing negative feelings into the server. I know that Biggie did say something one time. So, in short, you hate me, fine, but you have a personal issue with me, then pm me and let's resolve it. Stop broadcasting it on the server. I support this clan from day one and will continue to do so. I host a free movie server for the clan with over 5600 movies and shows. Donate like everyone else and do background support to help the admins. We play for fun, we play with honor, and we strive to treat each other with respect and consideration. You need to check your sensitive feelings at the door when you come here, and I have done so for more than 16 years. I do not need to name names, but the players should know who they are. Play on and enjoy the servers.

Wanna make out Wildthong? Rugger says I am a good kisser

And this one, Skye, also a Goberian will join us in 5 weeks time as she is only 7 weeks old. She is at Puppy school and doesn't look very impressed.

As a proud member of the "FU Wildthing Club" for many years now, I can say I agree with you. Don't change for other people... unless they have boobs.

What are these "feelings" you speak of? We have a saying in a charitable club I am a member of.... "Have a thick skin and a short memory". Just like in the server(s) we give each other shit and sometimes arguments happen. But, the next day, we are all having a beer together. I am with Wildthing regarding our "code" of No racist remarks and No personal attacks. I think sometimes people take simple game "ribbing" as a personal attack. Keep in mind it is a game.

Well i gone and done it and bought a new boat its a 2015 Bayliner 175 (17.6ft) - 135 HP, MerCruiser 3.0L inline 4 - Minn Kota Electric Trolling Motor - Lowrance Fish Finder Elite 5 HDI - Trailer included

I think your fun. I'll play with you anytime!!

So, yesterday was a magical amazing day!! One of my favorite bands, The Lazys, did a kickstarter back in December. Many things you could buy to help 2 of the members get to Canada from Australia and help with cost of recording an album. One of the things you could buy was a BBQ and private acoustic show with the band! My good buddy and I went splits on the BBQ. Yesterday was the day, the band showed up, a bunch of friends showed up, we were out on my buddys farm and we had a fucking blast!! There were 5 BBQ/Concerts given, the band all said ours was by far the best and the most fun!!! We had dirtbikes and quads out there, pigs and peacocks, cooler corn and a BBQ and a kick ass little acoustic show with the lead singer and the lead guitarist. Was such a good day and night and I am still smiling ear to ear!!! 20250801_195737.mp4 VID_20250802_091131_561.mp4 20250801_202936.mp4

Is there any chance we could change the name of the 'Jokes and Misc stuff' forum to 'RobMc and KaptCrunch stuff'

Battlefield Six Open Beta ready to download on EA and Steam

A 50-year-old billionaire walks into a pub with his 25-year-old girlfriend. His buddy asked him how he managed to get a girl half his age. The billionaire replied, “I lied about my age.” His friend asked, “You told her you were 40?” No said the billionaire, “I told her I was 90.”

Wont that make @ANGUS jealous?! I know you all had a thing going on the Maid Of The Mist....am I right?!

larsin ive watched the video Elvis has taken and you are running several spawns and running and gunning as you pass through. your 1st kill on the video was you running to the end of the map to the spawn hut and you took the player out who had spawned in there, you then went to the next hut as the player had spawned and shot him as you ran in. based on the evidence Elvis have presented to the admin team the week ban stands. please show some respect to the admin, you are accusing him of harassing you with no evidence to back this up. He is just doing this job. this matter is now closed, Larsin the ban will automatically lift next week. if not contact one of the admins to assist.

so after moving and doing a shit ton of work on the house and yard.. i have my office about done .for now ill keep adding stuff but not to bad so far

New rotation maps are map mp_78lungariver map mp_82ab_crossing map mp_agx_burgundy map mp_argentan map mp_bentys_depot map mp_bridge map mp_cityhall2 map mp_cw_brecourt map mp_cw_hill map mp_eindhoven2 map mp_foy_nite map mp_hill78 map mp_kwanriver map mp_mohdm3 map mp_reichattack map mp_snr_arnhem44 map mp_snr_brunete_cod map mp_vm_maichau

Mother, "How was school today, Paddy?" Paddy, "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother, "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Paddy, "What school?"

I just love the fact that he is typing with a huge letter size! Just to make statement.. Or are the eyes going old @wildthing?

Rotation #14a 25 maps put in rotation 08/15/25 by Pengy map mp_bo2paintball map mp_hof_junkyard map mp_roof_n map mp_dustcod4 map mp_northport map mp_hhk_sandman map mp_efa_underground map mp_train map mp_osg_drone_p map mp_naout map mp_outset map mp_shop2 map mp_school map mp_backlotair_b1 map mp_mohaa_dv map mp_slums map mp_thehunt_final map mp_docks_n map mp_burgundy_bulls map mp_daybreak map mp_a3_day map mp_ruins map mp_ffctaksim map mp_harbor map mp_mw2_term Server restarted @ 12:09 a.m. EDT by Pengy Enjoy!

New rotation maps are map mp_78auenwald map mp_82ab_chateau map mp_anzio map mp_bellicourt map mp_chateau map mp_cw_strasbourg map mp_haguenau map mp_kwai map mp_mohaa_dasboot map mp_overleaf map mp_rb map mp_sabre map mp_salerno map mp_shipment_long map mp_silesia map mp_snr_belchite_cod map mp_storm map mp_verteidigen

fu all

what to exspect DSL looks most of you's are running Fiber

This should be good enough for you, you old git.

New rotation maps are map mp_78kwai map mp_akushima map mp_ax_neuville map mp_barracks map mp_communique map mp_cw_pacific map mp_doc78 map mp_drum map mp_ict_stone map mp_jungle map mp_kwalajein map mp_malta2 map mp_makin map mp_provence5 map mp_ravine map mp_salerno map mp_stronghold map mp_tunnels map mp_ugcarena map mp_vacant map mp_yuko

Mick Murphy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Ireland when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked Mick, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" Mick looks at the man, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?" The man parks his car, whips out his computer, connects it to his cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Langley, Virginia. Within seconds, he receives an email that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email and after a few minutes receives a response. The man turns to Mick and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves." "The number is correct. Sure you can take one of my calves," says Mick. Mick watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then Mick says to the young man, "If I can tell you exactly what your job is, will you give me back my animal?" The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?" "You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government", says Mick. "Wow! That's correct," says the man, "How in the world did you guess?" "No guessing required," answered Mick. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living, or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep...Now give me back my dog!"

My bad, you both had bans in the past - AI changed some code for 'Active Bans' and didn't get the expiry dates right so your previous bans were reapplied. Should all be good now.

I'd be insulted if I didn't hear @wildthing tell me to "F" off every day. Is it weird that I look forward to it? Stay true to yourself buddy, you're part of what makes this dysfunctional family so special to me....

Back when I first started playing on this server.... gosh so long ago... Wildthing was an admin back then, and happier. Gosh he was so funny when he was happy. Life sure has a way to beat us up along the way. I used to just laugh and laugh, thinking this is the funnest server I have ever played in. These guys are sooooooo silly (Extreme Idiots... say no more). Wildthing, imho, is an institution all to himself. A pure, kind, wise, sensitive soul. I know folks piss each other off at times, hello... we are human beings... The Most Complicated Species on Earth so far (that we know of). We get silly, we get pissy, we get confused, we do stupid stuff, we do brilliant stuff, we offend, we bother, we comfort, we love, all those things - right in the games, all of us, and isn't it wonderful? I mean really. I give Rugger such a big CONGRATS for making all this happen, year after year. And Wildthing, you be you, let's all be who we are, why not, right? Mute... (I do use it often, I admit, when I want to - for whatever reason, mostly it is because I have a headache and it hurts - chronic migraines suck btw. I am well aware that some folks need to mute me, oops Sorry... I do hate getting yelled at for not giving intel, so I think I go way overboard with the intel giving. So please folks, mute me if I, or anyone else for that matter, bother you. Be happy, life is short! And gaming is fun, really fun, and if it isn't, stop gaming lol. Now........... off to game - YEEHAW! Love you guys, even the pissy ones lol

Mrs needed touch ups on her tattoo, was in shop anyways so said fuck it, got a new leg tat done!!

The TBB asked old man Budman on his 69th birthday the secrets to his longevity. Budman replied, "For better digestion I drink beer. In case of appetite loss I drink white wine. In case of low blood pressure I drink red wine. In the event of high blood pressure I drink whiskey. When I have a cold I drink bourbon.” TBB was amazed and inquired, "When do you drink water?" "I don't." responded Budman, "I've never been that sick

You trying to kill me off girl?? remember us old men have weak hearts. What's the matter my lovely, boyfriend troubles?? don't worry one will come along that's perfect, you're a romantic and very few men are the same. I was in the pub the other day with the wife and looking at my drink, 'I love you' I said 'Is that you or the beer talking?' she said I replied ' I was talking to the beer'

The server wouldn’t be the same if I didn’t have to shove my fingers in my ears every time you show up…..lol

It's a metaphor for how loud he is!

I'm honestly on the fence about this whole post. I don't mind the banter or funny shit at all. Intel is mainly what I speak about in game, but good conversations are awesome. A good joke is priceless when timed correctly. What I don't like is being yelled at about how to play by someone who spends most of their time frozen. Those get under my skin a bit.

I was telling a girl in the pub about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born on just by feeling their breasts. "Really?" she said. "Go on then... Try." After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience. "Come on," she demanded, "When was I born?" "Yesterday?" I replied.

New rotation maps are map mp_1078carentan map mp_agx_eindhoven map mp_algiers map mp_ax_brecourt map mp_ax_trainwreck map mp_broadcast map mp_downtown map mp_dropzone map mp_erdingtonoff map mp_owatatsumi map mp_hangar map mp_jsvacant map mp_lolv2 map mp_nighthound map mp_feba map mp_powcamp_n map mp_republic_1 map mp_rhinevalleygits map mp_tge map mp_townville map mp_waw_chateau

Proper game Think the gang is dusting their tags off according to the whatsapp group

New rotation maps are map mp_78cemetary map mp_78tokyorose map mp_agx_abusimbel map mp_agx_ameland map mp_anbinh map mp_beertruck map mp_bog map mp_cav_slated map mp_cw_saintlo map mp_dundygrad map mp_kursk map mp_nijmegen map mp_overcong map mp_radiorelay map mp_railgun map mp_ravine map mp_siege map mp_v2bunker

New rotation maps are map mp_78druglord map mp_78lolv2 map mp_blood_island map mp_cw_farm map mp_dawnville map mp_great_escape map mp_homeroom map mp_kwai mp_southfrance5 map mp_montargis map mp_oldbrecourt map mp_pds map mp_railgun map mp_remagen map mp_snr_stmengs2 map mp_stanjel map mp_stlo map mp_streets map mp_waterway map mp_wolftown map mp_xi_nowhere

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.' Passenger: 'Who?' Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman.. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.' Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.' Cabbie: 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy. Passenger: Sounds like he was something really special. Cabbie: 'There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, could do everything right.' Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.' Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.' Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?' Cabbie: 'Well, I never actually met Frank, he died and I married his frickin wife.' I thought my new girlfriend might be "the one" but after looking thru her knicker drawer and finding a nurses outfit ,a French maids outfit and a policewomans uniform I've dumped her. She obviously can't hold down a f@@king job ! I asked 100 women at the Leisure Centre what shampoo they used whilst showering? 95% replied " what the f@@k are you doing in here? !"

Stop leaving us rob

Did someone say 'Dogging????'

"I'm not kidding, @Sharpe's RC surrounded me yesterday and took me down when his team needed thaw!" P.S.: We won the game in the end, but I failed to kill him with my RC, and he was the last man standing... grrrrrrrr.....

Thank-you skuzapo

Thank-you skuzapo

Thanks Skuzapo!

Thank You Skuzapo!

The Perfect gaming chair lol.