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  1. cdsinuk

    Comet A6 2025 Lemmon

    I've added a few more images from earlier this year, I'm enjoying this hobby but it keeps you up late
    10 points
  2. cdsinuk

    Comet A6 2025 Lemmon

    Was asked if I had captured this comet , so I've put up a photo ,
    9 points
  3. RobMc

    Christmas Appeal

    From experience I know just how generous idiots can be (FU @BUDMAN), it is approaching the season for begging giving, we all love a good cause don't we?? I propose that this years donations should be in points to me, never mind little Nbingo who has to walk 15 miles for water, Ahmed with the missing leg, kittens, donkeys or any of the usual crap. There is a far greater and nobler cause and that is Rob, now apparently spurned by Essssieeee, Dot no longer laughing at his jokes and the burden of points deficit, it will be a sad Christmas for Rob Open your wallets or purses heart and donate generously to a good cause, I can't go cap in hand yet again to Rugger to sponsor my addiction (can I?), I must learn to control my urges to hang, draw and quarter the dealer, after all, he's only doing his job, cunt. So with forgiveness in mind and a little prayer, Rob will bathe in your love and affection as always. Seasons Greetings Rob
    6 points
  4. skuzapo

    New rotation for OWFT

    New rotation maps are map mp_13_townville map mp_78port map mp_alcazaba map mp_algiers map mp_ax_neuville map mp_bloc map mp_cav_slated map mp_dinant map mp_erdingtonoff map mp_hunt_winter map mp_kneedeep map mp_lyon map mp_nachtfeuer map mp_paresu map mp_rb map mp_shallowgrave map mp_snr_gijon_cod map mp_snr_port map mp_suburban map mp_wolfsquare
    6 points
  5. skuzapo

    New rotation for NamFT

    New rotation maps are map mp_78kwai map mp_akushima map mp_ax_neuville map mp_barracks map mp_communique map mp_cw_pacific map mp_doc78 map mp_drum map mp_ict_stone map mp_jungle map mp_kwalajein map mp_malta2 map mp_makin map mp_provence5 map mp_ravine map mp_salerno map mp_stronghold map mp_tunnels map mp_ugcarena map mp_vacant map mp_yuko
    6 points
  6. RobMc

    What's up with people

    With Christmas round the corner it reminded me of last years works party They played the twist I did the twist They played the bump I did the bump They played Come on Eileen I got tossed out??
    4 points
  7. Totty

    Comet A6 2025 Lemmon

    Nice one CD they are great pictures. And you are a much better shot with a camera than when you are in game
    4 points
  8. Essssieeee

    Christmas Appeal

    If anyone wants to donate their wine, think of me!
    4 points
  9. A little boy about 13 years old walked down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a brothel and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any venereal diseases?" Of course, the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the cynical Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed amphibian behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?" He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the Dose that I just caught." "When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the dose. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it." "In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the clap ... and HE'S the bastard who stood on my frog!"
    3 points
  10. Mary Kate Danaher, a spry 85-year-old widow, went on a blind date with Sean Thornton, a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter’s house later that night, her daughter thought that her mother seemed rather upset. “What happened?” the daughter asked. “You look as if you are upset after your date.” “I had to slap his face three times!” Mary Kate replied. “You mean he got fresh with you?” the daughter asked. “No, not at all, I thought the old codger was dead!” Sean and Mary are their 70’s; they have been courting and are discussing marriage. Mary says, “I want to keep my house.” Sean replied, “That’s fine with me.” Mary says, “I want to keep my Cadillac.” Sean replies, “That’s also fine with me.” Mary then adds, “I want to have sex 6 days a week.” Sean replies, “Put me down for Wednesday”. Two elderly friends, Dot and Pia, hadn’t seen each other in a while, but met while shopping. Dot inquired, “And how is your husband?” “Oh! Richard died last week.” He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead, right there in the middle of the vegetable patch!” Dot was shocked by the news and said, “Oh dear! I am so very sorry. What did you do?” Pia replied, “I opened a can of peas instead.”
    3 points
  11. RobMc

    Now Dot will like this too

    A grade three teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and she decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast. To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also spell their answers. Susan puts up her hand and says she had an egg, 'E-G-G'. 'Very good', says the teacher. Peter says he had toast 'T-O-A-S-T'. 'Excellent.' Johnny has his hand up and the teacher reluctantly calls on him. 'I had bugger all', he says, ' B-U-G-G-E-R-A-L-L'. The teacher is mortified and scolds Johnny for his rude answer. Later when the lesson turns to geography, she asks the students some rudimentary questions. Susan correctly identifies the Capital of Canada. Peter is able to tell her which ocean is off Canada 's east coast. When it's Johnny's turn, the teacher remembers his rude answer from the nutrition lesson, and decides to give him a very difficult question. Johnny, she asks, 'Where is the Mexican border?' Johnny ponders the question and finally says, 'The Mexican boarder is in bed with my mother. That's why I got bugger all for breakfast'.
    3 points
  12. Thank you Skuz!
    3 points
  13. Thank you Skuz!
    3 points
  14. Thanks Skuzapo!
    3 points
  15. Thank You Skuzapo!
    3 points
  16. Dot80

    New rotation for OWFT

    Thank-you skuzapo
    3 points
  17. Dot80

    New rotation for NamFT

    Thank-you skuzapo
    3 points
  18. *fry*

    The Age of Disclosure

    Christ! you will post about anything to get a few views to feed your gambling habit
    3 points
  19. @MISERY @Marshall @Jonah @Bamm @Hefe33 @TBB @tacobill @THE MEEK @BeerGoat @StormCrow @Johnny3Time @WeednFeed @ScRiPt3r @JoeCamel @iBrock
    3 points
  20. Rotation #9c 25 maps by Pengy put in rotation 11/21/25 by Pengy map mp_inv map mp_csgo_office map mp_harps_hood map mp_vil_blops map mp_aerodrome map mp_beltot map mp_naout map mp_killhouse map mp_docks_n map mp_m_town map mp_gb_port_b1 map mp_bacalao map mp_de_aztec map mp_powcamp_v2 map mp_dooerte map mp_outset map mp_athena map mp_backlotair_b1 map mp_blitz map mp_caen map mp_fav map mp_al_jabal map mp_blutstadt map mp_missile map mp_excavation_2 Server restarted @ 11:32 p.m. EST by Pengy Enjoy!
    2 points
  21. cdsinuk

    Comet A6 2025 Lemmon

    its my other hobby, astrophotography, taking photos of the night sky and what lays beyond normal vision, these photos take hours to collect so im often out late at night taking hundreds of images , i then stack them all together using software and these images are what i get
    2 points
  22. RobMc

    Comet A6 2025 Lemmon

    On a more serious note buddy those pictures are fantastic, get any of 3I/Atlas?? You are just the man to put up my alien poll for me
    2 points
  23. Icequeen

    Christmas Appeal

    I don't think she's a teaser. I think when she loves she loves hard. And there's some weirdo following her around. So just keep your eyes peeled. A good gift for me? A good spicy smut book.
    2 points
  24. PimpedOutPete

    The Omen...

    No, we are good thanks.. it’s enough watching our neighbours to the south slap the hell out each other. lol
    2 points
  25. RobMc

    Christmas is coming

    Hi @jointz my old woodworking buddy, you've been quiet, bet you've been concentrating on some new projects?? Some of the idiots tell me you've designed a front door that is impossible to break into, must keep your secret projects safe eh?? that's my boy. A little Birdie also told me you loved gardening and were keen on growing your own plants?, bet you're the envy of your neighbours, all that healthy food. It's lucky you don't smoke with all that timber lying around, must be a fire hazard in some carpenters shops. Now down to business, with Christmas coming I heard that your speciality is getting high, just what I'm looking for, a new highchair for the grandson, make sure that the little fckr can't escape though. Perhaps you could send us both a sample of some of your crops for Christmas Day, I'm sure they're delicious. In fact the wife only yesterday asked me to buy her a present that made her pretty and sexy, can't wait to see her face when she unwraps the three cases of beer under the tree. Let me know the estimate and sharpen your tools, I've a feeling you'll be busy this year, probably sewing mail bags that one idiot said was your new hobby when 'inside' I'm sure though when the weathers fine you like it better outside being a health fanatic? Rob
    2 points
  26. Dot80

    Christmas is coming

    We are both good. I hope you and your family are as well.
    2 points
  27. KaptCrunch

    The Omen...

    you mean 1 shot up nation....the wild west
    2 points
  28. Icequeen

    Christmas Appeal

    @Essssieeee you're gonna break the poor guys heart here soon. At least give him a good gift.
    2 points
  29. Essssieeee

    Christmas Appeal

    You can have me all year Rob
    2 points
  30. jointz

    Christmas is coming

    Thank you dot!! I hope all is well with you and key!! Tell him I said hello and go bills go!!
    2 points
  31. You pick up a hitchhiker, a beautiful girl. Suddenly she faints inside your car and you take her to hospital. Now that's stressful. At the hospital they say she is pregnant and congratulate you on becoming a father. You say that you are not the father, but the girl insists that you are. This is becoming very stressful. So then.... you request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father. After the tests are completed, the doctor says that you are definitely not the father, because you are infertile, and probably have been since birth. You are extremely stressed but relieved. On your way back home, you think about your 3 kids at home. NOW THAT'S REAL STRESS!!!
    2 points
  32. KaptCrunch

    The Omen...

    joking.......Mike on the plane vs Karen
    2 points
  33. An elephant, an ostrich and a crocodile stop a bloke in the street. The crocodile pulls out a police badge and says, "We have reason to believe you are carrying substances of an hallucinogenic nature, Sir
    2 points
  34. Ruggerxi

    2025-11-16 Birthdays

    XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. Bryuk (61)RIP>XI
    2 points
  35. Sounds a bit 'Shady' to me?
    2 points
  36. Icequeen

    The Age of Disclosure

    I believe there's some aliens in this very clan. I've always questioned a couple of the members. Won't say any names though.
    2 points
  37. Thank you Skuzyyyy
    2 points
  38. Thank you Skuzyyyyy
    2 points
  39. Dot80

    2025-11-16 Birthdays

    Happy Birthday to you both.
    2 points
  40. Happy Birthday
    2 points
  41. https://us06web.zoom.us/j/87577473829?pwd=WjhORElSZU9UV0pQbFpRdjEwSlRtUT09 Meeting ID: 875 7747 3829 Passcode: piglorox All are welcome to join!
    2 points
  42. @1lkysob @Icequeen @Primetime @Cooper @GhostfaceJim @Duffy @PigDog @Syckle @blackwidow @SAPPER @timinator @El_Terrible @Bombshell @FunStick
    2 points
  43. @Hoth @babyback @E-raser @Buddy @MordBlack @Lovyan @McGrim @BUDMAN @BlackRose @iboomboom @Janey @Wardogs411 @ShadyBrady @Draygunnar @Magnus_1
    2 points
  44. Dot80

    Christmas is coming

    I miss you to Jointz. Stay well my friend.
    2 points
  45. No longer enjoying the smell of my own farts.
    2 points
  46. Ruggerxi

    2025-11-15 Birthdays

    XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. Darth Revan (40)Tyntje (37)
    1 point
  47. RobMc

    Another one for Dot

    Paddy says, “Hey Mick, I found this pen, is it yours?” Mick replies, “I don’t know; let me have it so I can give it a go.” He tries it and says, “Yes it is, thanks Paddy.” Paddy asks him, “How can you be so sure?” Mick replies, “Dats easy, I’d recognise my handwriting anywhere.”
    1 point
  48. jointz

    Christmas is coming

    Well my secret door project is out of the bag now... Its truly Infact a magnificent work of art!! Completely rob proof so don't even try to knock that shit down.. Infact with the secret rob proof booby traps you may not even make it too the door. You will smell the goods walking up the driveway but when you are about to put that hairy palm of yours to knock the usual shave and a haircut tune that you hum to yourself while you relieve yourself in the water closet, you may Infact just get an explosive burst from the aerosol cans of fart spray strategically placed inside that beautifully carved weed leaf door. Now if my calculations are correct your old lady may need the treats to put up with the smell or something to make u smell sexy.. Cheers robmc!! Jointz
    1 point
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