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On a weeks vacation in the sun testing the strength of my liver!!! Back on Friday!!

I've added a few more images from earlier this year, I'm enjoying this hobby but it keeps you up late

Was asked if I had captured this comet , so I've put up a photo ,

As a young lad Simon asked Grandpa Sullivan, "Grandpa, how did you ever get so old?" "Well," replies the grandfather, "every morning, I pour a teaspoon of gunpowder into my coffee, and I guess that's the reason." So Simon begins drinking coffee and doing the same. 90 years pass and Simon finally dies having reached the age of 102. He left behind 5 kids, 18 grandkids, 43 great grandkids, several million dollars, and a 60 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium Old Dot says, “If you want someone to listen to you, start the conversation with, I shouldn’t be telling you this, but…” Old Budman was reminiscing about the good old days. "When I was a boy, my mother would send me with $1.00 to the corner store. I'd come back with 5 potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, a hunk of cheese, a box of tea and a dozen eggs. You just can't do that today...too many security cameras."

With Christmas round the corner it reminded me of last years works party They played the twist I did the twist They played the bump I did the bump They played Come on Eileen I got tossed out??

New rotation maps are map mp_dogville map mp_cw_rocket map mp_cw_trainwreck map mp_82ab_chateau map mp_hunt map mp_hurtgen map mp_louret map mp_maquina map mp_marsh map mp_mohdm3 map mp_nijmegen map mp_pavlov_h map mp_psycho map mp_rb map mp_sabre map mp_sperrkreis_1 map mp_stalemate map mp_storm map mp_vodka map mp_xi_shima

New rotation maps are map mp_78druglord map mp_82ab_crossing map mp_beertruck map mp_bentys_depot map mp_burma map mp_convoy map mp_cw_strasbourg map mp_dropzone map mp_gambler map mp_hurtgen map mp_lapatrouille map mp_nightmare map mp_radiorelay map mp_rostov map mp_snr_arnhem44 map mp_snr_sio map mp_stlo map mp_subway map mp_trenchtoast map mp_waw_caen

Nice pics, looks great. Wife and I off to Punta Cana ourselves in January.

I do believe this is in the world at war forum old man. lol

Nice one CD they are great pictures. And you are a much better shot with a camera than when you are in game

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. wildthing (57)Logan (69)AthenA --Sandman7222 (59)

Since it started snowing, all grandma Dot has done is stare through the window. If the snow gets any worse we may need to let her back in. After a long day of Christmas shopping in big city Brussels, Essie was driving home on a cold lonely country road when she saw an elderly woman walking along the side. Essie stopped and asked the woman if she would like a lift. With a silent nod, the woman climbed into the car. Essie tried in vain to make conversation with the woman, but was unsuccessful. The old woman looked closely at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a red gift bag on the seat next to Essie. "What's in the bag?" asked the woman. Essie responded, "It's a bottle of whiskey that I got for Bio." The old woman was silent for a moment or two, then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said, "Good trade." Pia was reminiscing and said, "When I was a little kid, my dad would swear and then say 'Excuse my French'. Then one day my 3rd grade teacher asked if anyone could speak a foreign language, so I raised my hand."

I bought two of my grandsons a copy of "world at war" via their steam accounts and multi-player works.

Been many years since minor cant purchase cigs, if you didithat means you old LOL

Rotation #9c 25 maps by Pengy put in rotation 11/21/25 by Pengy map mp_inv map mp_csgo_office map mp_harps_hood map mp_vil_blops map mp_aerodrome map mp_beltot map mp_naout map mp_killhouse map mp_docks_n map mp_m_town map mp_gb_port_b1 map mp_bacalao map mp_de_aztec map mp_powcamp_v2 map mp_dooerte map mp_outset map mp_athena map mp_backlotair_b1 map mp_blitz map mp_caen map mp_fav map mp_al_jabal map mp_blutstadt map mp_missile map mp_excavation_2 Server restarted @ 11:32 p.m. EST by Pengy Enjoy!

A little boy about 13 years old walked down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a brothel and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any venereal diseases?" Of course, the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the cynical Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed amphibian behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?" He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the Dose that I just caught." "When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the dose. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it." "In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the clap ... and HE'S the bastard who stood on my frog!"

Mary Kate Danaher, a spry 85-year-old widow, went on a blind date with Sean Thornton, a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter’s house later that night, her daughter thought that her mother seemed rather upset. “What happened?” the daughter asked. “You look as if you are upset after your date.” “I had to slap his face three times!” Mary Kate replied. “You mean he got fresh with you?” the daughter asked. “No, not at all, I thought the old codger was dead!” Sean and Mary are their 70’s; they have been courting and are discussing marriage. Mary says, “I want to keep my house.” Sean replied, “That’s fine with me.” Mary says, “I want to keep my Cadillac.” Sean replies, “That’s also fine with me.” Mary then adds, “I want to have sex 6 days a week.” Sean replies, “Put me down for Wednesday”. Two elderly friends, Dot and Pia, hadn’t seen each other in a while, but met while shopping. Dot inquired, “And how is your husband?” “Oh! Richard died last week.” He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead, right there in the middle of the vegetable patch!” Dot was shocked by the news and said, “Oh dear! I am so very sorry. What did you do?” Pia replied, “I opened a can of peas instead.”

Mr SensitiveRobMc The Sensitive Man A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears, She is quite impressed by his sensitive side. but doesn't mention this to him. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children?' She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.. She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was it?' The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says: 'Great help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'

some thought but see GPU are still high $1K - 3K for good card, CPU AMD kicking Intel with 3D version chips .

X rated responce above LoL binary code

maybe he shot up too much an got delirious

Don't forget to mention which game you forgetful old man Anyway you're powered by smoke not steam

I just upgraded to the AMD Ryzen 7 9800X3D paired with an Nvidia GeForce RTX 5070 and am very happy with it.

LOL as a little kid I remember going to the corner store to get my dad bond street pipe tobacco.

My mother did the same thing. Thanks Rob other good one.

nope, but I remember her giving me a note to go to the cornor and get her some cigarettes ...

its my other hobby, astrophotography, taking photos of the night sky and what lays beyond normal vision, these photos take hours to collect so im often out late at night taking hundreds of images , i then stack them all together using software and these images are what i get

Contact @Ruggerxi to enter

On a more serious note buddy those pictures are fantastic, get any of 3I/Atlas?? You are just the man to put up my alien poll for me

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. IceLizard (47)

From experience I know just how generous idiots can be (FU @BUDMAN), it is approaching the season for begging giving, we all love a good cause don't we?? I propose that this years donations should be in points to me, never mind little Nbingo who has to walk 15 miles for water, Ahmed with the missing leg, kittens, donkeys or any of the usual crap. There is a far greater and nobler cause and that is Rob, now apparently spurned by Essssieeee, Dot no longer laughing at his jokes and the burden of points deficit, it will be a sad Christmas for Rob Open your wallets or purses heart and donate generously to a good cause, I can't go cap in hand yet again to Rugger to sponsor my addiction (can I?), I must learn to control my urges to hang, draw and quarter the dealer, after all, he's only doing his job, cunt. So with forgiveness in mind and a little prayer, Rob will bathe in your love and affection as always. Seasons Greetings Rob

@Essssieeee you're gonna break the poor guys heart here soon. At least give him a good gift.

If anyone wants to donate their wine, think of me!

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. Bryuk (61)RIP>XI

Happy Birthday @RIP>XI<

Have a GREAT birthday!!!

Happy Birthday to you both.

Happy Birthday

No longer enjoying the smell of my own farts.