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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is. Chuck Norris cannot turn left, because he is always right. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris doesn't tip the waiter. The waiter tips him. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold. If rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper, and paper beats rock, what beats all 3 at the same time? Chuck Norris. Time waits for no man, unless that man is Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris left home, he told his father: "Your the man of the house now." Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris doesn't do a push up. He pushes the world down. Chuck Norris has to sleep with the lights on because the dark is afraid of him. When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris goes swimming, sharks get out of the ocean. Clouds don't rain. They sweat when they see Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear. When Chuck Norris cooks, he makes the onion cry. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Because not even glass is dumb enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris Ghosts tell Chuck Norris stories at the campfire. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be in the same planet with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest. Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31 to April 2. No one fools Chuck Norris. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris can fold a fitted sheet. When Chuck Norris makes a mistake, the mistake apologizes. Fire doesn't burn Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris burns fire. Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard. He tells the computer to write something and it does. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life. Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt. That would be a foolish thing for the sun to do. There is no chin underneath Chuck Norris's beard. There is only another fist. The sun rises and sets according to Chuck Norris’s sleep schedule. Chuck Norris got pulled over by police once. He let the cop go with a warning. Chuck Norris doesn't have to mow his lawn. The grass is afraid to grow. The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he made a mistake. When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror there’s no reflection, because there’s only one Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris had a stunt double. He was used for crying scenes. Chuck Norris didn't dial the wrong number. You picked up the wrong phone. They once named a street after Chuck Norris, but they had to change the name because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives to tell about it. Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in. Chuck Norris caught COVID-19. Now the virus has to quarantine. How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them. Legends live forever. Chuck Norris lives longer. Chuck Norris didn't die. Death finally had the courage to meet him.

Hi there XI folks. I've been thinking about how great it would be to have a server that: 1. Rifles only, either bolt, semi-auto or STG-44. 2. No betties, no martrydom, no rocket launchers no grenade launchers. These 2 things would make for a great slower-action game that is very different from DM3. Ok, make it happen. Pretty please. :)

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Actor Carlos Ray Norris, known professionally as Chuck Norris, died this Friday at the age of 86. He had been admitted to a hospital in Hawaii for emergency treatment. A true legend has gone, thanks for all the entertaiment and movis Chuck! RIP

I tried to make a fake account with ur email as a joke.. joke was on me cuz it was already in use