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Happy Birthday Gump

LMAO thoses are good ones

I think more of us play the Nam FT than the stock. i personaly iike the Nam FT better.

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. ... He looked at her for a while then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks "What does that mean?" He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.” She smiled happily and said "Oh, that's so lovely, what about I, J, K?" He said, "I'm Just Kidding!" The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.

call of duty headquarters or activision home

So it seems you are working hard . Nice shop

Congrats on the new job ,so we will not be seeing you in the F/T soon

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just leave me the Hell alone. 2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any. 3. No one is listening until you fart. 4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. 5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of payments. 7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it. 11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 12. Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree. 13. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. 14. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgment. 15. A closed mouth gathers no foot. 16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works. 17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. 18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass... then things just keep getting worse. 20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

Yep thats beers song alright

Maybe later gotta go to work OT

I'm a little lost too but we'll figure it out.

They say that even though it was a TV show it was one of the first music videos. Can't believe that alot of people remember the show . RIP

I think Beers has a pair

+ 3

Happy Birthday Deejay hope you have a Great Day !!!

Yep Beers is a Gas and Dash Guy LMAO

Happy Birthday BW have a great day

I like the Nam freezetag alittle better than the reg freezetag . I play both though, if we could figure a way to alter the shooting when they bunny hop it would help. Maybe Check and see the server that has the most traffic and try changing the other one . Some like the sniper maps ,but if you can't get to your enemies span, it's useless. After awhile people get bored with the sniper maps and ask to change the maps. If we could change the way the guns go to single shot on the Nam FT it would be great. it's a pain in the ass when your gun goes to single shot and you don't know it until you go to shoot.

Happy Birthday Maz

Nice job Wiz American know how. Very Thoughtful of you. 1

We're constantly clubbed on the head with the claim that the Muslim world condemns 9/11, abhors 9/11, etc. - Yet every day Shirts like this are mass produced, marketed, and sold by street vendors through out the Middle East and it's simply OK. Now a few of our guys, after months of getting shot at, ambushed, sleeping on the cold ground, eating MREs, not having a good hot shower, and away from their love ones, get caught piss'n on a couple of dead rag head Al Qaeda types and they are condemned by the world. Screw them, and the camel they rode in on!

Happy Birthday Hogan Have a great day

Well guys - Finally a magazine for married men....