BigPapaDean

Thanks for your help earlier!

I can't even find discord on the front page like I could before

I will try

When I try to login I get a funny looking website!

https://www.facebook.com/testtubenetwork/videos/756418917795991/

Get well soon with your sweet lil angels!

This was written by a dear friend of mine just a few days ago. He has like me suffered from many of the same things Robin Williams suffered from. I relate so much to everything in this poem and especially the part of that one true friend who stepped up to the plate for me! Enoy Fallen (ode to Robin Williams) If a tree falls In the forest And no one hears it Will anyone care Or be there Or ask why it fell Speculate as to what might cause Such a tragedy Was it battered by storms Disturbed by everyday norms That seemed less daunting To those on the outside looking in Than they were to him What if it were nothing more Than loneliness that done him in A hollow feeling of emptiness Or chagrin, but then How could a tree Be lonely In a forest Surrounded by other trees Where life is open For all to see How could they not recognize His curious bend That his heart was broken And needed to mend But didn't know how Would they not notice The sap that he bleeds So callously, ignore the pleas Of this, such a magnificent tree Oh imagine what he could be Or might have been If he'd had a friend Who'd stuck by his side Till the end But it seemed He couldn't find any trees With hearts so porous It wasn't his fault He fell And no one could tell That he couldn't see the trees For the forest ©-Kris Porter-2015 ‪#‎robinwilliams‬

Happy birthday!!!

Merry Christmas!

https://www.facebook.com/derek.rayburn/posts/1086696238010116

one huge exception ME lol

I was trying to install discord on my pc so I can use it and I keep getting these notices that are similar to the following! It's like 5-6 pages long! What does this all mean? Any ideas?

Which server and where is the video? NOT GUILTY UNLESS EVIDENCE PROVIDED! lol

Happy belated birthday JD

Awesome welcome to the forums!

Send it to me I am an idiot I love to pull chords! lol

I had to change into a disguise so I am safe from bad people! https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10156173747740702

Most of you know I got divorced and had sound pretty serious health issues but what you do not know is I have a serious problem that I am facing with the IRS. They haven't contacted me yet but here are what I am facing. 1. I haven't filed sing 2010. 2. There are some bankruptcy problems that the IRS are going to want cleared up. 3. I have people to support and can't afford a high priced tax person. That's all I can think of for now but I am getting seriously stressed by this and with that comes the problem that anxiety freezes me! I need someone with extensive knowledge both with today's taxes and back to 2009. If you know someone who can help me with little charge I would be so grateful!

The timer and heat thermometer both malfunctioned!

Except maybe this guy!

Too funny!

1. A man comes into the ER and yells . . .'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - - and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Francisco 2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. 'Big breaths,’ I instructed. 'Yes, they used to be,’ Replied the patient. Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA 3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart.' Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg 4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications. 'Which one?’ I asked. 'The patch.' 'The Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!' I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one. Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk, VA 5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, 'How long have you been bedridden?' After a look of complete confusion she answered, ' Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive.' Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson, Corvallis, OR 6. I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a man I asked . . .' So how's your breakfast this morning?' 'It's very good except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste,' Bob replied. I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly.' Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit 7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it there was a Tattoo that read . . .' Keep off the grass.' Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, Which said, 'Sorry . . . Had to mow the lawn.' Submitted by RN no name, AND FINALLY!! 8. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB, I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing, further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said . . .. ' I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?' She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard . . .. ' No doctor but the song you were whistling was, ' I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.' Dr. Wouldn't submit his name.... 1 MORE Baby's First Doctor Visit This made me laugh out loud. I hope it will give you a smile! A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. 'Breast-fed,' she replied. 'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.' 'I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.'