SgtHarryWeezer
Four months and six years ago our seniors brought forth on this Internet, a new server, conceived in drunkenness and dedicated to the proposition that some men are created more equal than others.
Now we are engaged in great warfare, testing whether this server or any server so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on the web site of that server. We have come to recognize one of our number in his many resting places for the many lives he has given that this server might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not recognize, we can not congratulate, we cannot laud this single Idiot. For the Idiots registered here have slaughtered him far above our poor power to add or detract. The Internet will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for all of we Idiots to be dedicated here to the unfinished work those who who already killed JoeCanadian have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us - that from these honored Idiots we take increased devotion to that cause for which they continue to give their full measure of devotion - that we here highly resolve that these Idiots shall not have killed in vain - that this clan, under Rugger, shall have a new birth of killing JoeCanadian, and that our servers, of the Idiots, by the Idiots, for the Idiots, shall not perish from the Internet.
- AbeLincoln>XI<
Amen