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I'm back but cannot access the CoD5 Custom Maps DM server. Attempts to connect fail with "server authentication failure". Ideas anyone??

deerejon As I was trying to eat my oatmeal and browse the site for the mornings Idiot goings on....I run across this....ewwwww... Then I noticed something even weirder...these pics we're all posted within minutes of each other.... To me...well, they had to be readily available to get up here so fast.... I almost expect Chili to have a weird little stash of fat girl porn to take care of his morning rager...but the rest of you posters suprised me... Way to wake me up without coffee....sheesh...ROFL Why not invite this little princess over for breakfast, deerejon?

LaRSin DEEJAYKEG If only... Sorry, friends - this is a hoax and just another example of the misinformation circulated on the Internet. See http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/medical/a/ogling_breasts.htm what party pooper No one here needs a manufactured excuse anyway!

If only... Sorry, friends - this is a hoax and just another example of the misinformation circulated on the Internet. See http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/medical/a/ogling_breasts.htm

So, Pwr', we now know your short-term memory lasts 18 days... http://www.xtremeidiots.com/fora_topic.asp?tid=14552

GaberialX S.M.O.T.A= Sergent Major of the Army Thanks. Baffling to a Brit as we only have two "warrant officer" ranks in our country's Army.

In the context of CoD5, what does the acronym S.M.O.T.A. stand for (3rd level of Prestige, Level 68)? I am aware of the non-gaming meanings e.g. Shoe Market of the Americas and also the urban dictionary definition that refers to the unrelated alleged deviant sexual practices of female morticians. I've Googled it but did not find the appropriate answer. I'm guessing it has something to do with the American military??

See how hard Bryan Carrasco of Chile works to get himself awarded a free kick in the U20 tie vs Ecuador! Hilarious! As the commentators say, "Por favor!" Full story at http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/856403-chile-u20-star-tries-to-get-opponent-sent-off-by-smacking-himself-in-face

Pleased and relieved to read you're OK, Nitro, and you hadn't gone visiting, Iceman! Family members of mine were in Christchurch recently but had since moved on to North Island so I thank God their itinerary was planned as it was.

Note the continuity problem as the blonde morphs into a robot!

Concerned for our members in New Zealand following the awful earthquake that has hit the Christchurch area. Though of a lower magnitude than the last one, this one was shallower so much more destructive. Death toll is said currently to be 65 but expected to rise. Praying for you guys - please post to say you are OK. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-12533291

Thank you, Rugger and all the Admins.

This, my friends, shows the true professionalism of the British serviceman! God Bless the Royal Air Force! Watch and learn...

LMAO, Olive! Now THAT is a keg!

Dear Reader, After over half a century on this planet and an increasingly philosophical outlook on life - que sera and all that - few things get under my skin to a great degree. However, I have just read the following news report that tells me that injured service personnel are likely to be forced out of the armed forces for the purposes of "efficiency"! Here's the article: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/defence/8335021/Wounded-soldiers-to-be-forced-out-of-the-Army.html Now, you may be aware of the UK national debt et cetera but, in my book, loyalty is a two-way street. If someone is prepared to put their life on the line in the service of their country, their country has a non-negotiable obligation to look after them properly when some piece of shit with a roadside bomb or AK47 seriously injures them. So, I view talk of throwing these HEROES out of their posts as an affront to decency and a betrayal of the obligation owed to them! I thank God for organisations like the Royal British Legion (of which I am proud to be a member) and Help For Heroes who are doing so much to support our wounded. I'm including the links to both of these below, in case, like me, you feel moved to do a little personally to make up for the piss-poor policy of the high commanders! GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS AND KEEP THEM SAFE! Help For Heroes: http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk/ Royal British Legion: http://www.britishlegion.org.uk/

The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirtup and reveals her lack of underwear. 'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing anyskivvies?', Ole demanded. Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money toafford any.' The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket andsays, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself someunderwear.' Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ballon the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing noundies. 'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Whynot?' She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you giveme.' Patrick reaches into his pocket and says , 'For thesake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!' Lastly, the Newf's wife bends over. The wind alsotakes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, isnaked under it. 'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hellare yer drawers?' She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.' The Newf reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, ferthe love 'o decency, here's a comb...Tidy yerself up a bit."

A group of guys lived and died for theirSaturday morning round of golf. One transferred to another city. Itwasn't the same without him. A new woman joined their Club. Sheoverheard the guys talking about their golf round. She said, "Youknow, I used to play on my golf team in college and I was pretty good. Wouldyou mind if I joined you next week?" The three guys looked at each other. Not one of them wanted to say 'yes', but she had them on the spot. Finally, one man said it would be okay, but they would be starting early - at6:30 a.m. He figured the early tee-time would discourage her. The woman said thismay be a problem, and asked if she could be up to 15 minutes late. Theyrolled their eyes, but said okay. She smiled and said, "Good, I'llbe there at 6:30 or 6:45." She showed up at 6:30 sharp, and beat all three of them with an eye-opening2-under par round. She was fun and a pleasant person, and the guys wereimpressed. Back at the clubhouse, they congratulated her and invited herback the next week. She smiled, and said, "I'll be there at 6:30 or6:45." The next week she again showed up at 6:30sharp. Only this time, she played left-handed. The three guys wereincredulous as she still beat them with an even par round, despite playing withher off-hand. They were totally amazed. They couldn't figure her out. She was again very pleasant and didn't seemto be purposely showing them up. They invited her back again, but eachman harboured a burning desire to beat her. The third week, the guys had their game faceson. But this time, she was 15 minutes late, which made the guysirritable. This week the lady played right-handed, and narrowly beat allthree of them. The men mused that her late arrival was due to petty gamesmanship on her part.However, she was so gracious and so complimentary of their strong play,they couldn't hold a grudge. Back in the clubhouse, all three guys were shaking their heads. Thiswoman was a riddle no one could figure out. They had a couple of beers,and finally, one of the men asked her point blank, "How do you decide ifyou're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?" The lady blushed, and grinned. "That's easy," she said. "When my Dad taught me to play golf, I learned I was ambidextrous. Ilike to switch back and forth. When I got married after college, I discoveredmy husband always sleeps in the nude. From then on, I developed a sillyhabit. Right before I left in the morning for golf practice, I would pullthe covers off him. If his you-know-what was pointing to the right, Igolfed right-handed; if it was pointed to the left, I golfed left-handed." The guys on the team thought this was hysterical. Astonished at thisbizarre information, one of the guys shot back, "But what if it's pointingstraight up?" She said, "Then, I'm fifteen minutes late."

Darn it, Beers, I told ya to go easy with those nades...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAVEGSAM AND OTHERS CELEBRATING TODAY! Something special for you!

From British Forces Broadcasting Service: http://www.bfbs.com/news/afghanistan/fry-tradition-royal-irish-soldiers-44048.html

Erm...usually takes me somewhat longer than this guy!!! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-12335960

THE MAN WITH A TANK IN HIS GARDEN http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12447918

Bryuk ONE OF GODS GIFTS IS A FAMILY ENJOY IT RICK NOTHING CAN TOP IT +1 So heartwarming!