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A little treat for Nick...

Welcome, Damage!

WELCOME, LILGREASY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRO'!

And the test card on TV before programmes began... Yes, no satellite, no cable and no 24-hour TV!

Just wanted to say a thank you for my clown "funny jokes" medal! Hopefully, I'll keep a smile on your faces again and again! Cheers!

Sonovabich Did'nt take them long to try to rip everyones eyes out again...instead of releasing new maps why don't they get the fucking original game to work properly first, how long as it been out now 4 months... hey now i'v slagged the game off do i get a Black Ops medal like Chile, i'm pretty sure i played it a lot longer then him Agree. Fuckin' outrageous! Screw 'em...

Good to see you on the forums, Mofo! Haven't seen you in-game lately but we are a time zone apart! Hope the app goes through OK and we see you with those tags on soon. Trust all is well with you and hope to see/ speak soon in COD5! DeeJay'

HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE 1. Open a new file in your PC . 2. Name it 'Housework.' 3. Send itto the RECYCLEBIN. 4.Empty the RECYCLEBIN. 5. Your PC will ask you, 'Are you sure you want to delete Houseworkpermanently?' 6. Calmly answer, 'Yes'and press mouse button firmly .... 7. Feel better? Works for me!

Aw, cute!

JohnnyDos What's the matter with you guys?Seems people over the border don't trust each other.You are all nuts.That is the only reason I can figure why you need a gun.Gorrilla what are you going to do at the >XI< Fun Fest?Shoot someone.I just don't get it.You mean to tell me that when you guys go to a movie or shopping or a restauraunt you have to bring a gun? From a dumb Canadian. Whilst I share your and Olive's puzzlement as to why it could be necessary to carry a firearm when going about ones business (law enforcement, military and possibly security guards excepted), I have long abandoned any expectation that people abroad will live their lives like one does in ones own country. They've made their choice, it works for them and it isn't any of my business. I expect you are about to be reminded of the contents of the US Constitution... Logically, if firearms are freely available to bad guys, the good guys should not be left holding a big stick or a crowbar to defend themselves and their property, perhaps? I think I'd feel safer camping in the wild with a gun by me, with all those big bears roaming around, also. We're fortunate in England & Wales to have suffered a relatively low rate of gun-related deaths, due to increasingly strict controls and outlawing of handguns entirely but we have seen that people who have obtained their weapons lawfully occasionally "lose it" and a tragedy results. I found an interesting table of statistics on gun-related death: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_firearm-related_death_rate The USA does not top the table and it was alarming to see an EU country above it - Estonia! If this table is accurate, one of the safest places to live in the world is....CHILE! Perhaps this explains why one of our Head Admins prefers a knife and a tomahawk in-game to a rifle?

If you ever buy a used slimline laptop, just remember where it might have been...

After all that, one would be too tired to do anything else! Could we have a Chiropody Forum for Beers, please? That's another meal missed!

Hello Dot and welcome to the forums. Looking forward to seeing you with those tags so hope all goes well with the app. It really is a small world - you live four or five miles from relatives of mine (Amherst)!

No breakfast for me, this morning...

Welcome, Lovyan!

Well I haven't yet taken a heavy hammer to the game disk and smashed it into tiny pieces so I guess you could say I was being "patient" with it! Heck, I even play three games in a row sometimes before the game freezes so maybe I do deserve a medal?

Gorilla>XI< In Texas we have no State Income Tax. So that helps a bit. $2.89 on the highs side per gallon. But I filled up this morning and found a station that was $2.79 per gallon. So my math is crap tonight. I know a liter is about .3 of one gallon. But not sure what the Pound exchange rate is right now or what a Liter of petrol in the UK cost right now. You're paying well under half what we pay per US gallon (US$7.76). We've begun considering disposing of the car completely. That isn't to say that public transport is a viable alternative - it is shit! However, when we analyse the long distance journeys that we take, we could continue to make them more economically by hiring a car. Insurance, vehicle excise licence (annual road tax) and maintenance costs (for annual government test - MoT) make vehicle ownership a luxury for the unemployed/retired. Cost per mile is getting too fuckin' high.

jimp petrol in the UK cost £1.27p diesel £1.34p on the 13 01 2011 I wish... It seems the further north you go, the cheaper the fuel! 129.9p per litre here (unleaded petrol) (132.5 somewhere, I gather!) I'm glad they're looking at rolling back the tax as things are getting stupid. If the diesel price rises, so does the price of everything delivered by diesel truck!

Listen mate. We admire you for the way you have handled this. Lesser spirits would've retreated and given up but you have guts, fella! The one thing you have to bear in mind is that the netbook screen is smaller than a widescreen laptop so maintaining your eyesight is crucial. So, sorry... no wanking from now on! Really brilliant to have you back in these forums!

I'm just glad that, now a less PC-centric administration is looking after things (do not interpret this as endorsement of any particular political philosophy as, personally, I don't trust any of the scumbags), there is a country sympathetic enough to welcome our unwanted whiners into the fold... Heck, Canada is a huge place and there has to be room for the politically correct and the bears? If not, please post the video of what happens on YouTube... Yep, been drinking again, folks...

So, what's the gas (petrol) price over there at the moment?

Am I reading this right? You currently pay THREE percent income tax and the rise would take it to FIVE? Do US workers have to pay any additional income tax to central government on top of that? The Basic Rate in the UK that everyone pays is 20%, rising to 40% for earnings over £37,400 and 50% on earnings over £150k. Workers also pay a national insurance tax on top at 11% so everyone says goodbye to 31% of what they earn before they get to spend any of it (and that doesn't include local council taxes that fund local services - variable according to area and size of the house you live in.) Our main indirect valued-added (sales) tax has just risen to 20%. I filled up with fuel tonight and paid the equivalent of US$ 7.76 per (US) gallon. How does that compare with 'gas' prices over there?

TBB Well, at least he had 1 chance. Scientists have discovered the 100% reliable contraceptive: wedding cake!