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Beers, I have a beer here called "TEA"! You know how we English love our tea? Well, this "TEA" is short for "Traditional English Ale"! I shall raise a glass to the west on New Year's Eve! I shall try not to get you smashed but can promise nothing...

RJ, you are truly blessed to have such a lovely daughter. Thanks for sharing some moments of your happiness with us all. Every good wish to you all for the New Year and beyond!

The game is shit but, if you like headaches, go ahead and open it! If nothing else, you'll have a nice new coaster for your coffee mug!

And then there's the clan members' list where, if people want, they can add their Steam names...

007andahalf - Black Ops Crashing - Xfire! made an interesting discovery tonight - when running xfire the game crashes after one or two games....exit xfire and the game runs no problems with no crashes. Maybe just my set up but it works for me! Doesn't work for me but then I didn't expect a fix to be that simple... I get more freezes than when I am playing freezetag!!! LOL!

krismas ko subhakamana tatha nayabarsha ko subhakamana (Nepali)

Chile, I wish you and your family a very joyous Christmas and a contented New Year! (I'll post a seasonal Christmas curry video in the cookery forum for you - I have tried making brussel sprout curry before but it had an adverse effect on my 'greenhouse gas' emissions! )

The Male Cycle WhenI was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was nopassion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was tooemotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried allthe time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She wastotally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became sodull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up withher. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling onanything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as oftenas happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, butdirectionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feetplanted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitiousthat she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

Apart from one map that my rig obviously doesn't enjoy, I agree the game is a blast. I just have to find out how to eject and deploy a parachute...

Chile's on the right track but it isn't wise to be too alarmist. I wouldn't look forward to a year using mobile cellphones, GPS, satellite TV etc., though folks, as they could be toast. Power grids, especially in advanced countries like the USA, could be hit badly. I think we'll be lucky if the 'net stays up through a major flare. I've read in the last few days that the Northern Lights may be visible as far south as Rome! I'd be very excited to see them! But end-of-the-world talk is BS. It may be a different world after the solar storms are over - the high tech countries may have to adjust somewhat to get over the effects - but we'd get warning of the more major events so we shall know if/when the power companies are going to turn off the juice. There's loads online about solar flares in 2012 - take your pick of the articles but "Keep Calm and Carry On" as we say in the UK! EDIT: This NASA FAQ tends to make me discount much of what I have read already (that informed the above comments) and you may find its contents similarly informative particularly with regard to the "strength" of the flare activity predicted for 2012-14: http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012.html Bottom line - don't panic...

Sonovabich If it comes i hope it's more exciting then that fucking useless movie 2012 with John Cusak, one of the corniest films i ever saw. Yeah what a load of shit that was... The last "discounted" DVD I bought and a perfect advert for movie piracy... I bought The Hurt Locker the same day so felt really ripped off!

(Tried embedding this without success so sorry there's only the link to the movie...) http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1909243034?bctid=53156488001

Combine beer with carols and what do you get? This...

Happy Birthday, Johnny!