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Super, Sokar! Welcome!

Damage_inc- British women have the biggest natural breasts in europe with bra sizes increasing every year...I would move there.. You'll be given a warm welcome!

And we have the Idiot Map on here - hope my stalker dries out soon!

Some very wise words from Graffitti above. (But he lives in Paradise already! ) Bush', it looks as if you view the question from a climatic perspective primarily? We English discuss the weather a lot - it is a national hobby - but, for all our moans about the frequent rain, it is what makes this a green and pleasant land. As I approached retirement, we considered moving west to Cornwall as we love the rural beauty, dramatic Atlantic coastlines and the people too. But reality kicked in and we looked at the poor transport links and the fact that the nearest major hospital was over 30 miles away. When you're young, such things don't feature in the decision-making but, as one ages, they become more important. Another consideration is where ones family is - would one leave them behind in the search for "Nirvana"? Brits tend to look at places like Canada and New Zealand with admiration (which is why we colonised them in the first place, I guess!) but then cold temperatures and earthquakes respectively have to be considered. Having had two local quakes here in recent years, one could say we aren't missing out...

He counts as a neighbour as he lives just up the road from here. You can learn more about the wonderful Port Lympne wildlife park here: http://www.aspinallfoundation.org/portlympne

Best wishes from me too, Power! Hope the recovery is quick and complete, mate! I was curious about the mobile "drinks fridge" so looked it up. OK, so it's just an ice bucket... Hope to see you back in game soon - take it easy fella.

Yes, FFA doesn't work without spawn protection and larger maps. We have to wait for modding methinks.

This is really touching... You must read it all As a bagpiper, I play at many venues. Recently I was asked by a funeraldirector to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service wasto be at a small council cemetery North of Glasgow. As I was not familiar with the back roads, I gotlost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions. I finallyarrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and thehearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left andthey were eating lunch. I felt embarrassed and apologized to the men forbeing late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and couldbarely see a vault lid. I didn't know what else to do, so I started toplay. The workers put down their lunches and began togather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no familyand friends. I played like I've never played before for thishomeless man. And as I played ' Amazing Grace ,' the workers began toweep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed upmy bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart wasfull. As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of theworkers say, "I never seen nothin' like that before and I've beenputting in septic tanks for twenty years." Apparently I'm still lost....

Yes, it affected me too. Then, when I tried loading up WaW, the screen went and stayed black... Had to reset the PC! Hope the master server is back up soon.

Harry, ain't she a gem! We could do with her over here! Chile: "I DO renounce Satan and all his works and all his display!"

An old pilot sat down andordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying Tiger Moths, Harvards,Mosquitos, Meteors & Hunters. Flew in WWII then in Korea and the MiddleEast, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I suppose that I ama pilot.' She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon asI get up in the morning, I think of women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. It seems everything makes me thinkof desirable women.' The two sat sipping in silence. A young bloke sat down on the other side of the old man and asked, 'Are you a realpilot?' He replied, 'Well, I alwaysthought that I was, but I’ve just found out that I'm a lesbian.

UnChileno I hope they fix it soon...Cant wait to play it.. At the risk of speaking too soon, I played a succession of games, the other evening (maybe seven or eight in a row) without the sucker freezing up. But the server kept crashing and throwing us all off... Maybe the last patch fixed the problem even though the problem wasn't listed in the intended fixes! At least it gave me a chance to play S&D for the first time (I hope it was the last time!).

Not sure if it'll result in any action but it makes a point. Thanks for the informative post snaFU.

Welcome back, Rick!

Darn, Pwr' - take it easy lifting those kegs! Trust all goes well with the surgery and you're soon back playing with us.

I use a Steelseries Siberia V2 with a USB sound card. Comfortable and good surround sound. Don't know about availability in the States. http://steelseries.com/products/audio/steelseries-siberia-v2

THE OLDER CROWD A distraught senior citizen Phoned her doctor's office. 'Is it true,' she wanted to know, 'that the medication You prescribed has to be taken For the rest of my life?' 'Yes, I'm afraid so,' the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence Before the senior lady replied, I'm wondering, then, Just how serious is my condition Because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'.' *********************** An older gentleman was On the operating table Awaiting surgery And he insisted that his son, A renowned surgeon, Perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, He asked to speak to his son 'Yes, Dad, what is it? ' 'Don't be nervous, son; Do your best And just remember, If it doesn't go well, If something happens to me, Your mother Is going to come and Live with you and your wife....' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Aging: Eventually you will reach a point When you stop lying about your age And start bragging about it. This is so true. I love to hear them say "you don't look that old." --------------------------------- The older we get, The fewer things Seem worth waiting inline for. --------------------------------- Some people Try to turn back their odometers. Not me! I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way And some of the roads weren't paved. ******************** When you are dissatisfied And would like to go back to youth, Think of Algebra. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You know you are getting old when Everything either dries up or leaks. ------------------------------- One of the many things No one tells you about aging Is that it is such a nice change From being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, But being old is comfortable. First you forget names, Then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when You forget to pull it down. --------------------------------- Long ago When men cursed And beat the ground withsticks, It was calledwitchcraft... Today, it's called golf. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Two guys one oldone young Are pushing their cartsaround Wal-Mart When they collide. The old guy says to theyoung guy, 'Sorry about that.. I'mlooking for my wife, And I guess I wasn'tpaying attention To where Iwas going. The young guy says, 'That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife,too...' I can't find her and I'mgetting a little desperate' The old guy says, 'Well, Maybe I can help youfind her... What does she looklike?' ' The young guy says, 'Well, she is 27 yrsold, tall, With red hair, Blue eyes, isbuxom, wearing no bra, Long legs, And is wearing shortshorts. What does your wife looklike?' To which the first oldguy says, 'Doesn't matter, --- let's look foryours.'

(Sorry for the tardy response or maybe the turdy response...LOL) Yeah! ALL of you! Welcome to you all! Delighted to see so many play-mates in the new intake!

Sorry if this makes you cry like it did me but we all can stop this together if we all do a little...

Good to see on the forum, MadMonk! Hope it becomes a...habit! Keep coming to see us on the CoD5 servers - good to play with you!

I had a shitty little Fiat that makes Olive's first ride look positively hot! Cost me a fortune in repeated repairs and I eventually sold it for scrap value when its brakes failed! IMHO anyone who buys a FIAT (Fix It Again Tuesday) is in serious need of therapy! Have bought British/ Jap ever since!

I love history! Look at all those kegs!

Personally, I'd like a couple of litres of Bavarian beer to numb the senses before the needle went into my gum! http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/853476-dentist-uses-sexy-dresses-to-distract-patients

Really good and in the style of "The Two Ronnies" (RIP Ronnie Barker).

One thing I would say is that nostalgia ain't what it used to be... There are lots of web sites out there catering for those who look back through rose-tinted specs - here's an example of a UK-based one called "When We Were Kids": http://www.wwwk.co.uk/index.htm