DEEJAYKEG

This is something to think aboutwhen negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. Soremember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares lesstries to make your life miserable. A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Romewith her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser who responded: " Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty You'recrazy to go to Rome .. So, how are you getting there?" "We're taking Continental" was the reply "we got a greatrate!" "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser.... "that's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flightattendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?" "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome 's Tiber Rivercalled Teste." "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna besomething special and exclusive, but it's really a dump.." "We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope." "That's rich" laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other peopletrying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it." A month later the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked herabout her trip to Rome . "It was wonderful, explained the woman"not only were we on time inone of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked so they bumped usup to first class.. The food and wine were wonderful and I had a handsome 28year old steward who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodelling job andnow it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They too were overbooked, sothey apologised and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!" "Well," muttered the hairdresser,"that's all well andgood, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope." "Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican a SwissGuard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to meetsome of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private roomand wait, the Pope would personally greet me Sure enough five minutes later the Pope walked through the door and shook myhand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me." "Oh, really! What'd he say?" He said: "Who the hell did your hair?"

The Admins are best placed to answer this one but ISTR that one reason we have such a great selection of maps and mods is due to the goodwill of other clans and map-makers/mod authors outside XI. IMHO we should tread carefully and not risk upsetting people who have been kind to us. I'm also a great believer in the old adage, "if it ain't broke, don't fix it".

GorillaXI LOOOO!!!!! And to think, other countries wonder why we carry guns as law abiding citizens. FU Jerry Well, we like watching Robin Hood over here but that doesn't mean we carry bows and arrows all over the place...

Thank you, dear friends, for your kind birthday greetings! Yes, Bush' and Nick, I am approaching the age of decrepitude but, one prays, have many hours of being a grenade and knife magnet left in me! Bush', I'm delivering my priest to the airport, later this week, as his assignment to England is over and he's heading back to his home territory in Washington State. If I ever get over to visit him, I'll let you know and we may get to share a beer or several after all! A fairly quiet day planned here before this evening's family dinner at a local restaurant. Well, I reckon the wife deserves a feed after her hard work bringing my refreshment home...

The discomfort I feel when I read of such bans is born of two things: i) my ignorance as to how PunkBuster works; ii) the possibility that people are being branded as something they are not and made to suffer because a piece of software doesn't work as it should. In my mind, there is a radical difference between conduct observed and recorded on the clan servers (and the subsequent ban by Admin and appeal process, that I see as fair to all) and a piece of software dredging through historic records elsewhere, the reliability of which cannot, by their very nature, be verified by the Admins here. The conclusions reached by the latter may be, to use a legalese term, "unsafe and unsatisfactory". If one has never hacked or used an exploit of some kind, this shouldn't be a concern but does one have 100% confidence in PunkBuster and the associated data??

What exactly are we supposed to be seeing here?? I know my eyes aren't what they used to be but all I am seeing is a wash of various colours...

Want to make sure you guys out there don't make the same mistake...

Yeah, you had me! Very good!

2_MANY_BEERS I see a church medal coming on. Congrats man. Anyone that attends gets a church medal. LOL That would be a 'mosque' medal, Beers! Maybe a wedding cake would be better as then, when Funstick's fabulous idea was repeated, the medal could be re-issued? Many congratulations, Funstick, to you and your fiancée. May you have a very happy day and a long and happy life together.

Bushape OMG I am scarred for life. I don't know why I even bother looking at this crap. I just have to see what people are posting for Chile. +1

Congrats, Arrienn! Now you get the clap as well!

Pray she is safe and is soon reunited with her family.

STC (Senior Texting Codes) Since more and more seniors citizens are texting and tweeting, there appears tobe a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for senior discounts, these are the codes for you: ATD: At The Doctor's BFF: Best Friend Farted BTW: Bring The Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered By Medicare CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers FWIW: Forgot Where I Was FYI: Found Your Insulin GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! GHA: Got Heartburn Again IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On? LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out LOL: Living On Laxatives LWO: Lawrence Welk's On OMMR: On My Massage Recliner OMSG: Oh My! Sorry - Gas. ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing...Can't Get Up TTYL: Talk To You Louder WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? WTP: Where's The Prunes? WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

Thanks Beers, will do.

Judging by the driving skills and nade-scattering on the road, I have my suspicions...

Welcome, Easy!

Welcome, Janey!

I've just read this at the Daily Telegraph site. As it is connected with the Xbox DLC release, I wonder if we shall see the double XP on the PC platform in multiplayer... May be a chance to rank up a little more quickly and unlock some goodies. See http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/video-games/8303668/Black-Ops-double-XP-weekend.html?utm_source=tmg&utm_medium=TD_8303668&utm_campaign=tech0502

http://tastelikepizza.com/item/2010/11/france-got-talent---frog-man

ROFLMAO!

Have a read of this... It looks like Treyarch thinks that Black Ops in its release state was "creative"... http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/32786/Treyarch_Contrarian_Gamers_Are_Stunting_Creativity.php

I was trying to work out what was going on here... Hadn't heard of "poutine" but it sounded very rude... Then it hit me! I was thinking of... "putain"! I wouldn't want to get those two mixed up in a fast food place in Quebec! ("putain" means "whore"!) Reminds me of a friend who visited his parents in Spain and they went to MacDonalds. Wanting to be a clever clogs, he ordered his (chicken) burger in Spanish - something like "MacPolla por favor". The girl behind the counter just stared back at him astonished. His mother whispered in his ear, "You've just ordered a MacPenis!"

Heheh, a good selection there, Nick!

A golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn on the famous golf course at St Andrews. Suddenly, a groundskeeper shouts: 'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's shitean pish!' The golfer replies: 'Excuse me, my good fellow, I'm from England . Could you repeat that for me, in English,please!?' The keeper replies: 'I said, use two hands - you'll spill less thatway!

Objective: Determine how many Idiots can be killed with a single round from Chile's sniper rifle. Method: Get Idiots to line up in single file and then shoot the one at the head of the line. Buggeration Factor: Dense Idiot called DeeJayKeg three Idiots back who also has Marty in his selected class... Enjoy!