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Ok, you get the clap as well, you ho!

Nice one, Ronnie! (ph4ntom - pls respond to PMs!)

I tried to join the VFT server, last night, but couldn't connect - I got repeated server timeouts. There were three players on it already so I don't know whether this was a problem peculiar to my connection or a more general thing. I'm mentioning it in case the problem is more common and people feel awkward about sticking their heads above the sandbags. If it persists, I'll let you know. (Connection to the DM server was OK, btw.)

Welcome! See you in CoD5!

Welcome!

Being a modest man, when Ichecked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn,you sick bastard.”

A guy goes to the doctorwith hearing problems. "Can you describe the symptoms to me?" asked the doctor. "Yes. Homer is a fat yellowlazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair."

As you're a ho now, I'll give you the clap!

Welcome, Ferret!

RIP Major Winters - one of the 20th Century's true heroes. Band of Brothers introduced us to the man and what he and his company achieved. I admire him and shall not forget him. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12158637

Delighted to read you have made it home, mate! A step in the right direction and I am sure there will be many more!

Idiots, please note that the custom is to pin the dollar bills to the bride's dress and not stuff them into her clothing! Have fun all!

A duck's quack does echo. As the University of Salford says: "So a duck's quack certainly echoes around our reverberation chamber, so a duck's quack does echo. Which leads to the most interesting question, why did the myth arise? The are a few possible explanations that I can think of: The quack does echo, but it is usually too quiet to hear. When you want to hear an echo, you usually make a very loud noise to make sure the reflection can be heard. But a duck quacks too quietly, so the reflection is too quiet to hear. Ducks don't quack near reflecting surfaces. You need a large reflecting surface, a mountain or building for the sound to reflect off. Maybe ducks don't hang around reflecting surfaces. It is hard to hear the echo of a sound which fades in and fades out." http://www.acoustics.salford.ac.uk/acoustics_info/duck/ The assertion about matches and lighters is debatable, too. I don't know if these are "fun facts" or just wrong, do you?

Welcome!

When he gets tired of strumming, he ought to let the scientists look at him - how the guy keeps going is a mystery! I'm terrible with books - I love them and keep buying them but have had some on the shelf for years... I recently bought several autobiographies including Ozzy Osbourne's and Sir Michael Caine's but hell knows when I'll get to read them!

Dirk Diggler Cool.....When does the party Start........ Yours: Dirk Congratulations to all! I'm sure people will be in touch with Dirk should any oral advice/ help be desired. Btw, is the term "Head Admin" another way of describing a clinical psychologist? I could use one of them from time to time!

Congratulations! Hope to see more of you once the game is fixed properly.

Welcome, D!

I just finished watching the entire four series of The 4400 on DVD and this is the tune stuck in my head!

Tens of thousands of dead crabs washed up on Kent beaches a few days ago. The Devil Crabs had been killed by hypothermia! http://www.thisiskent.co.uk/where/thanet/Hypothermia-kills-crabs/article-3069938-detail/article.html Now the world is so well connected, journalists can take unrelated phenomena, add a large dose of hysteria and hype and dish it up to the public as Armageddon! Maybe people will let off fewer fireworks next New Year so fewer birds are scared to death? But, just to be safe, keep saying that Act of Contrition at bedtime, Chile!

Nice one! Pleased to see you elevated to ADM, Sir! Now just stand still for a moment whilst I get the crosshairs on you...

"DJ" are my initials (I also acted as an amateur DJ in the 1970s/80s when I was a keen music collector and was called upon as a cheap way of providing music at parties and social gatherings). KEG is defined in the Chambers dictionary as: "1 a small barrel, usually containing less than 10 gallons. 2 an aluminium cask for transporting and storing beer, in which the beer may be kept under gas pressure." If you haven't worked it out yet, this is both a reference to my taste for beer and my shape...

I managed to have a thorough look around, last night, without someone sniping me and was greatly impressed. I thought the memorial was especially thoughtful and touching. Loved the ice rinks. Will this be staying in the rotation or mothballed till next Christmas?

Oh good! Another Admin to knife/ blow up! (If I can get you before you get me... ) Good choice, Rugger!