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NickTheGrip Dark Asylumn - Rugger got Arrested Again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well guys I hate to be the one to break the news again but he just couldnt help himself Tools Email this article YouNews™ Print this article Share Man charged second time after allegedly having sex with horse Web Editor - Michael Vick Story Created: Jul 19, 2011 at 4:12 PM CDT Story Updated: Jul 19, 2011 at 8:25 PM CDT PADUCAH — Deputies arrested a man after a witness said she saw him having sex with a horse in the stable area of a local park. Nathan Johnson, 28, of southern McCracken County, posted a $500 cash bond after his arrest on a charge of second degree cruelty to animals. The incident allegedly took place at Carson Park in Paducah. Records show Johnson was charged with the same offense in October 2002 for another similar incident at Carson Park. He was fined $232.50, received probation and was ordered to stay away from Carson Park. Now, I have seen a horse's "unit" so I am a little confused with the "cruelty to animals" charge. Unless this man was literally hung like a horse I doubt the horse even felt it!!!!! And if this is second degree, what is first degree - forcing the horse to give you a bj? Ya, and if the horse was of legal horse age and didn't say no, what's the problem? Maybe first degree is putting his unit in the horses ass?!! That's just sick!!

Happy Birthday you Idiots!!

NickTheGrip She was a train wreck. It was inevitable +1. You'd think she was trying to get into the 27 club!!

Happy Birthday, Welch!! Don't have too many spiked grape juices!!

PHUCKITMAN Welcome guys and thanks for accepting the challenge and being so committed to XI and to the COD2 servers. I have to throw in a huge HAHAHA because all your stats will get a new start because you have to change your name to add the admin tags. Good thing we all know Van kicked ass for soooo long. Laz you can kick Nick any time you want it is one of the perks lol Not a bad thing on the XI stats, since they get reset each month; but yes it sucks in the Gametracker since I finally got up to fifth spot!! Oh well, it's certainly worth it. Personally, I look more at the ratio than the number of kills, since the more hours the more kills, right?? After all, isn't the object of war "kill and not get killed"? Hehe. And yes since Pete, Nick and Hoth seem to be my biggest nemesis' (pain in the asses), nice to know I can kick two of the three!! J/K!! Actually Nick and I go way back (co-workers and all) on multiplayer FPS - before the COD series was Duke Nukem, Half-Life and Unreal Tournament and others. I actually must thank Nick for years of PC support, as he is much more knowledgeable than I (as well as player - he always beats the single players before I do - bastard!!). XI FOREVER!! Nick, I hate you!!

Thanks All!! I'll do my best to help keep the COD2, DM server the fun, hacker free place to play I have enjoyed for so long now. I've made many new friends and feel honored to be chosen, as I'm sure Van and Spanky do. (I just want that Admin hack so I can keep up with Pete!! LOL!!) Like Spanky said, watch your back Ferzy!!

Great suggestion Gorilla!! And I need to get another mug since, like my ass, the first one got a crack in it!!

Wow!! That's one of the most obvious I've ever seen!! He must be so proud!!!

I wish there was a pictures of him after he bit down on that bag!! That would be the one to see!! Or better yet, a video of him yelping in agony!! Goofy ass dog!!

Congrats and welcome you four. The world really needs more idiots (not morons!)! LOL!! Better see those tags on you next ime in COD2 Sassy, or I'm going to get real sassy with you!!

Our "pampered pet" Rosy agrees with the dog dairy. On our sofa...her favorite thing!!

Haha!! Too funny Ferret!! Hey, as long as it floats and you can control where you're going, it's a good boat!! iFuerza...good point. It's hard to believe how easy it is to get on a boat and go and you only need to be 14 (at least in Mich). The age is younger, yet there is less control than on the road. No lines, signs...just common sense which many are lacking. In Michigan the "rule of thumb" is you travel a counterclockwise direction and it's amazing how five boats will abide and one ass will be going full bore clockwise bewteen them all!! And that's when their sober!! You can only shake your head a watch what's going on around you. Obviously, bigger water is a bit easier since you'll have more space to move aound.

Ferret makes a good point - if you like to fish there are some other factors. Trolling rig? Livewell? Do you want a "head" /porta-potty on it (or jump in a pee!!)? I wsn't concerned about the fishing myself, since I'm on the water and best fishing seems to be off my dock - spend hours out on boat only to come back and do better off dock (go figure) or I have a little pedal boat. (Didn't mention earlier, but I paid under $10K for mine.) The convenience of being on the water already is very nice. Don't know how it is by you, Shamu, but here in southeast Michigan if you don't trailer to the launch/water by 6:00 AM you might not get on for hours since public launches fill up fast, especially on weekends. So go used and use the savings for a slip?? Just a thought and again....good luck!!

There are soo many options out there Shamu, it really comes down to what you will do with it. I had for 16 years a Hurricane Fun Deck, that was a great family boat. It was basically a pontoon layout on a hull with a 100HP motor. Great for kids and entertaining, safe as it "fenced" in the kids (or drunks), but could tube and pull small kids skiing or tubing. But as my kids are now older, I sold it and picked up a 1990 Supra, inboard ski boat with a very clean Ford 351 (265 HP). Has VERY much power for skiing, but holds only 6 or 7 even with the open bow (the old boat held 9 or 10). While it is a 1990, it had only 324 hours on it (that's like 16 hours per summer - which are short here in Mich). It's also lower profile, like most ski boats so it takes water over the bow if your slow into a swell. I don't mind that since we're out to get wet anyway, but if it's colder and your just cruising, some guests might not like it!! I shopped a lot before buying and these are many deals, like you said. Like Dark said, I like the inboard over I/O, since there's one less mechanical failure possible (the trim mechanics). Good luck and enjoy!!

Likely.......re-enter all your contact info!!

Hello fellow Michigander!! Getting a nice COD2 MI representation, with NicktheGrip, VanHelsing, Crack, myself and a few others in the COD2 DM server. Like TBB said, you have been getting harder to kill, for sure. Welcome to the site, get your mic and talk to us idiots!! See in the maps!!

Happy Birthday, Zaubermaus!! Hope you have a great day!!

Happy Birthday and may your Nutz forever be Num!!

And then I woke up!! LOL!! Good one Scum!!

Cool stuff!! I had seen this in a trade magazine (engineering), but just a single object - not moving parts. That's freakin awesome. Next they'll be plotting out "paper dolls", if you know what I mean!!

LOL, Nick!! Ya, I left that part out. If my wife DID have that hobbie, maybe she'd still have that body??!! haha!!

wish ny wife had this hobbie!!

If it farts they all die!! LOL. I'm glad it the back of the woman (I think - no hair!!) and not the front of a dude!! We know what the basket would be hanging on! LOL!!

Five pages of this shit is stupid. +1