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Everything posted by LtLaszlo
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Both great ads!!
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My thoughts exactly, Baldie! Unless Arrienn is tired of doing them, she's putting out some awesome sigs!!
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Great video to show my 16 year old son!! Respect the auto and safety!!
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Another version of "mabal Zahari" for PimpedoutPete
LtLaszlo replied to NickTheGrip's topic in Jokes and Misc stuff
Haha!! Too Funny. There was a Mike Hunt that had that problem, too!! Nice find Nick!! -
Ya, nice sig Ape. Great work Arrienn!
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Good clip!! Gotta love when the low-lifes of the world get what they deserve!
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YES. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU LITTLE WITCH!!
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Funny! Makes me wonder what the other answers above that were. A Whore'? Whiskey bottle?!! Hahaha!
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Ha that's a good one, Pete! Hope it helped get it all out!! Glad you liked the boobs, too!! Always a good site, bad day or good!! Remember, tomoorow is the third Monday of the week..LOL, but almost over the "hump"!!
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Sad but true!! LOL! Seen that before, but good one Chile!!
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Nice!! Heard the song, but hadn't seen the video!! Nice post!! Got to go FULL screen!!
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NIce sig Google! Awesome work Arrienn!!
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Nice sig NIck, except the hairdoo is backwards!! LOL
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Now this guys pretty smart. Now he'll go on to "train" real pole dancing entertainers (working with naked hot babes). Weird or SMART??! Hmmm?
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Got to love a woman with a good sense of humor!! Good one!!
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Pete, Your wife's beautiful there?! What about back home?! LOL Seriusly, though, I have to emagine your part of the world is nice, eh? Except colder in the winter??
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Michigander here. But if it weren't for family and carrer, I'd have moved long ago. Like to visit Florida for escape from cold, but few other places I've thought of living at besides the Pacific Northwest (though Tennessee is similar with mountains and more mild climate). Spent a few vactions there and absolutely loved it. Beautiful part of the country, lots of recreation both in mountains and close to the ocean - wish more jobs in Oregon or Washington state. Median temp climate. Michigan is nice for 3-4 months of the year, has the lakes and all, but late fall to spring it sucks unless you like to snowmobile or ice fish. Maybe I'll retire out there!!
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Hope to hear you shooting at me soon, Power! Good luck on a speedy recovery.
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You should have started humping her leg!! LOL. No wait, probably a harassment charge so don't do that!! Hehehe.
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I liked the breakfast in bed on her knees!! LOL
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oooops...here the rest. hehehe just working on my POST Whore-ed-ness! Maybe I should have put up one pic at a time!!
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some more you'll never see
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Top Four Adult Jokes of the decade Fourth Place: A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, His elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.' She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221..' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.' The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. 'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Runner Up: Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day To confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. 'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked. 'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?' 'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed. 'Yes, I did.' he replied. 'My God, Bill, what happened?' 'I got fired.' 'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?' 'Oh...she got fired too.' ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Third Place : A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.' 'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago..' 'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times..' Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. 'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.' 'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal =============================================== Winner: =
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Mine was a 1969 Pontiac Firebird. Bought it in 1976 for $600.00 and it had the V8 350 with a 4 speed Hurst transmisson. It could smoke the tires changing all gears. Two years later some drunk bastard didn't make his turn and crush the rear driver side panel into the tire. Never the same and sold it - same color as picture below. . Wish I still it. After missing it, later got a black 1984 Corvette. .