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LtLaszlo

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  1. Good clip!! Gotta love when the low-lifes of the world get what they deserve!
  2. YES. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU LITTLE WITCH!!
  3. Funny! Makes me wonder what the other answers above that were. A Whore'? Whiskey bottle?!! Hahaha!
  4. Ha that's a good one, Pete! Hope it helped get it all out!! Glad you liked the boobs, too!! Always a good site, bad day or good!! Remember, tomoorow is the third Monday of the week..LOL, but almost over the "hump"!!
  5. Sad but true!! LOL! Seen that before, but good one Chile!!
  6. Nice!! Heard the song, but hadn't seen the video!! Nice post!! Got to go FULL screen!!
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    NIce sig Google! Awesome work Arrienn!!
  8. Nice sig NIck, except the hairdoo is backwards!! LOL
  9. Now this guys pretty smart. Now he'll go on to "train" real pole dancing entertainers (working with naked hot babes). Weird or SMART??! Hmmm?
  10. Got to love a woman with a good sense of humor!! Good one!!
  11. Pete, Your wife's beautiful there?! What about back home?! LOL Seriusly, though, I have to emagine your part of the world is nice, eh? Except colder in the winter??
  12. Michigander here. But if it weren't for family and carrer, I'd have moved long ago. Like to visit Florida for escape from cold, but few other places I've thought of living at besides the Pacific Northwest (though Tennessee is similar with mountains and more mild climate). Spent a few vactions there and absolutely loved it. Beautiful part of the country, lots of recreation both in mountains and close to the ocean - wish more jobs in Oregon or Washington state. Median temp climate. Michigan is nice for 3-4 months of the year, has the lakes and all, but late fall to spring it sucks unless you like to snowmobile or ice fish. Maybe I'll retire out there!!
  13. Hope to hear you shooting at me soon, Power! Good luck on a speedy recovery.
  14. You should have started humping her leg!! LOL. No wait, probably a harassment charge so don't do that!! Hehehe.
  15. I liked the breakfast in bed on her knees!! LOL
  16. oooops...here the rest. hehehe just working on my POST Whore-ed-ness! Maybe I should have put up one pic at a time!!
  17. some more you'll never see
  18. Top Four Adult Jokes of the decade Fourth Place: A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, His elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.' She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221..' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.' The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. 'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Runner Up: Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day To confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. 'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked. 'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?' 'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed. 'Yes, I did.' he replied. 'My God, Bill, what happened?' 'I got fired.' 'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?' 'Oh...she got fired too.' ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Third Place : A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.' 'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago..' 'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times..' Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. 'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.' 'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal =============================================== Winner: =
  19. Mine was a 1969 Pontiac Firebird. Bought it in 1976 for $600.00 and it had the V8 350 with a 4 speed Hurst transmisson. It could smoke the tires changing all gears. Two years later some drunk bastard didn't make his turn and crush the rear driver side panel into the tire. Never the same and sold it - same color as picture below. . Wish I still it. After missing it, later got a black 1984 Corvette. .
  20. Welcome to the clan all. Killroy, please welcome all new members with pictures like that please!! LOL!
  21. That was incredible. I just saw an episode of Mythbusters trying prove whether or not in the old West a pistol shot could knock the pistol out of someone's hand. Couldn't from straight on, but proved possible from the side, which appears to be the case in the video. I'm sure the snipers must have seen that episode (or tested it themselves!!) Of course, the rifle here has much more power than an old West pistol. Foiled his dumb-ass plans!!
  22. Sounds like an awesome trip Zoe! We had a similar trip a few years back also (I'm from Michigan). Went from Grand Junction Colorado through Las Vegas then to the LA area and back to Colorado. Visited Vegas and Hoover Dam and stayed with relatives in Grand Junction and in LA area of California. Looks like you are going through Death Valley, so hope you like it HOT!! Get's up to 40-50 degrees Celsius!! And like Lil says, be careful in LA as it can be dangerous if you don't know where you are going (and New York). As far as hotels, try to stay with hotels, not motels if you like cleaner and more perks like "continental" breakfast included in cost. Best Western, Hampton Inn, and Comfort Inn are average price whereas Marriott, Hyatt and Hiltons will be more. Hope you have a great and memorable trip!
  23. That is insane! Not enough pay (or insurance) for that job. And what happens when you drop the wrench?!
  24. Good thing his head is harder than the ice!! LOL
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