NickTheGrip

Wonder if Detroit's on there - LOL Wouldn't have figured Toronto to be above Calgary though

PimpedOutPete That's just a pathetically terrible scene Dean... Those coaches and players should all be banned permanently. I disagree. They should all go to jail. In Florida, assault on a game official is considered a felony

Damn Weezy, now we have to be nice to you again - LOL

sorry to hear that Mule. your life sure is full of Ups and Downs Hang in there. We are all here for ya in some way or another

PimpedOutPete BudSr i donated at the sperm back does that count. Great! I'll donate a batch or two myself (lol) Me too, but I may need a hand to make a deposit

Blackbart NickTheGrip Man, I didn't even make the top 25 - guess it would help if I played once in a while!! And just who are you?... LOFL Bart, u kill me..............wait, who am I? F**k, I can't remember. Too much work!!!!! Need Beer

I lived in NY for a year and tried to buy beer at a Tops Market and they wouldn't let me because it is illegal to buy alcohol in NY if you have a minor with you, or so they said. My wife and I had our 3 month old son with us. Guess we were fixing to liquor him up!!! Well the wife took the kid to the car and they sold me the beer without a problem - now that's messed up BTW they sometimes give me a hard time in Greenfield, IN with my MI license. Last time I went down there I took my passport. You should have seen her face. I was like "refuse that bitch". Of course she couldn't but she spent 5 minutes checking it to see if it was fake, like that dumb ass could tell a fake P/P from a real one. I was laughing my fat ass off the whole time. All that for a 6 pack of crappy beer

Feels good doesn't it Mule. I was in the same boat, not having a pot to piss in, or a window to throw it out of, as my ex mother in law used to say. Now I have a couple of spare bucks, it feels good to help out the clan and send a little to help a brother in need Rock on

Man, I didn't even make the top 25 - guess it would help if I played once in a while!!

Hickeydog SgtHarryWeezer I have a very simple solution. We already carry a national ID card - SS card. Make it biometric such that when you present it, you also swipe a thumbprint, when queries a database to verify you are who you say you are. Only citizens get it. It can't be faked. Without it, you cannot be employed, bank, buy or rent a house, fly, etc. Then, make it a mandatory felony for the CEO/manager/owner of any business or company which employs anyone who does not have one. When illegals can't work or function in this country, they will go where they can. We won't even have to ship them home. Funny...that sound virtually identical to the laws we already have in place...... Also, all employer are required by law to verify the person's eligibility to work in the US. It has been like that as long as I have been here. I believe the form is the I-9. The problem is these employers don't do the verification required (I had to show my green card in order to work before I got my US citizenship - the SS card isn't sufficient anymore as it is too easily forged) The other problem is the law enforcement agencies do not check. If the employers obeyed the law and ICE enforced their own laws we would not have the problems we have. You don't need this fancy SS card. All citizens are allowed to get passports, as the National ID system gets up and running most state issued ID will be useless to even get on a domestic flight. Non-citizens but legal residents can use their Green cards which are biometric and damned hard to forge now. Bottom line - enforce the law and like Weezy says - the problem will leave for greener pastures. That is why, after Arizona enacted their "bad" law there was a mass exodus of illegals. Unfortunate for CA, NM and TX though which is where they went

The law actually does not state you have to carry ID. It states you have to identify yourself to an officer of the law when asked. What the United States Supreme Court said. What the United States Supreme Court held in Hiibel v. Sixth Judicial Dist. Court (2004) 542 U.S. 177, was that a state could make it a crime for a person to refuse to identify himself (i.e., tell the officer his name and address) when lawfully detained for criminal activity. Note that the Supreme Court did NOT say that any kind of identification papers could be required, nor did they say that police officers could ordinarily arrest someone for refusing to identify himself absent a state law permitting that arrest. There is no law in the United States requiring everybody to carry ID, at least not yet.

It's getting too close to re-election time. He doesn't want to alienate a single voter so I doubt Uncle O will get any special treatment. He's going to need every vote he can get next November (God, I hope he loses, as long as it's not Bachmann against him)

PimpedOutPete .. And the puck drops at the Air Canada Centre! Yes, and the leafs are out of the playoffs!.. Lol Wrong Pete, they were already eliminated before the puck dropped.

That's because they court the "Latin" vote, no other reason. Even though none of the illegals (oops, I forgot, I can't insult them, I need to call them Undocumented - BULLSHIT) can vote, a significant number of the legal Latinos support the illegals because that's how they came here. Both my wife and I are LEGAL immigrants who did things the LEGAL way and we both hate illegals with a passion. It's all down to votes. Most of the politicians are smart enough to know that it only takes a small section of the populace to swing an election. The die-hards will always vote for their party, it's the moderates and "centrists that decide it and snagging the Latino vote swings that pendulum towards whoever supports their rancid cause. It makes me sick. They might as well simply hand out $100 bills to everyone who votes for them.

Nice one m8

I nominate 'rilla for a kick-ass computer medal, for sure

It requires your ISP to updates their DNS. That is why some have it and some dont - shouldnt be more than 24 hours

If you want to puke, here is a list of 50 fraudulent or mis-spent Tax Dollar situations for you. Hell it even makes me want to throw up I especially like #7 Seriously - people should be in jail for this type of stuff. If this was you or me doing this on "main street" we would be "cellies" as Hxtr calls them 1. The federal governmentmade at least $72 billion in improper payments in 2008. 2. Washingtonspends $92 billion on corporate welfare (excluding TARP) versus $71 billion on homeland security. 3. Washingtonspends $25 billion annually maintaining unused or vacant federalproperties. 4. Government auditors spent the past five yearsexamining all federal programs and found that 22 percent of them–costingtaxpayers a total of $123 billion annually–fail to show any positive impact onthe populations they serve. 5. The Congressional Budget Office published a“Budget Options” series identifying more than $100 billion in potential spending cuts. 6. Examples from multiple GovernmentAccountability Office (GAO) reports of wasteful duplication include 342 economicdevelopment programs; 130 programs serving the disabled; 130 programs servingat-risk youth; 90 early childhood development programs; 75 programs fundinginternational education, cultural, and training exchange activities; and 72safe water programs. 7. Washingtonwill spend $2.6 million training Chinese prostitutes to drink moreresponsibly on the job. 8. A GAO audit classified nearly half of all purchases ongovernment credit cards as improper, fraudulent, or embezzled. Examples oftaxpayer-funded purchases include gambling, mortgage payments, liquor,lingerie, iPods, Xboxes, jewelry, Internet dating services, and Hawaiianvacations. In one extraordinary example, the Postal Service spent $13,500 onone dinner at a Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse, including “over 200 appetizers andover $3,000 of alcohol, including more than 40 bottles of wine costing morethan $50 each and brand-name liquor such as Courvoisier, Belvedere and JohnnyWalker Gold.” The 81 guests consumed an average of $167 worth of food and drinkapiece. 9. Federal agencies are delinquent on nearly 20 percent of employee travel charge cards, costingtaxpayers hundreds of millions of dollars annually. 10. The Securities and Exchange Commission spent $3.9 million rearranging desks and offices at its Washington, D.C.,headquarters. 11. The Pentagon recently spent $998,798 shipping two 19-cent washers from South Carolina to Texasand $293,451 sending an 89-cent washer from South Carolinato Florida. 12. Over half of all farm subsidies go tocommercial farms, which report average household incomes of $200,000. 13. Health care fraud is estimated to costtaxpayers more than $60 billion annually. 14. A GAO audit found that 95 Pentagon weaponssystems suffered from a combined $295 billion in cost overruns. 15. The refusal of many federal employees to flycoach costs taxpayers $146 million annually in flight upgrades. 16. Washingtonwill spend $126 million in 2009 to enhance the Kennedy family legacy inMassachusetts.Additionally, Senator John Kerry (D-MA) diverted $20 million from the 2010 defense budget to subsidize a newEdward M. Kennedy Institute. 17. Federal investigators have launched more than 20 criminal fraudinvestigations related to the TARP financial bailout. 18. Despite trillion-dollar deficits, last year’s10,160 earmarks included $200,000 for a tattoo removal program in MissionHills, California; $190,000 for the Buffalo Bill Historical Center in Cody,Wyoming; and $75,000 for the Totally Teen Zone in Albany, Georgia. 19. The federal government owns more than 50,000 vacant homes. 20. The Federal Communications Commission spent $350,000 to sponsor NASCAR driver David Gilliland. 21. Members of Congress have spent hundreds of thousands oftaxpayer dollars supplying their offices with popcorn machines,plasma televisions, DVD equipment, ionic air fresheners, camcorders, andsignature machines–plus $24,730 leasing a Lexus, $1,434 on a digital camera,and $84,000 on personalized calendars. 22. More than $13 billion in Iraq aid has been classified aswasted or stolen. Another $7.8 billion cannot be accounted for. 23. Fraud related to Hurricane Katrina spending isestimated to top $2 billion.In addition, debit cards provided to hurricane victims were used to pay for Caribbean vacations, NFL tickets, Dom Perignon champagne, “Girls Gone Wild” videos, and at least one sex change operation. 24. Auditors discovered that 900,000 of the 2.5 million recipients of emergencyKatrina assistance provided false names, addresses, or Social Security numbersor submitted multiple applications. 25. Congress recently gave Alaska Airlines$500,000 to paint a Chinook salmon on a Boeing 737. 26. The Transportation Department will subsidizeup to $2,000 per flight for direct flights between Washington, D.C.,and the small hometown of Congressman Hal Rogers (R-KY)–but only on Mondaymornings and Friday evenings, when lawmakers, staff, and lobbyists usually fly.Rogers is amember of the Appropriations Committee, which writes the TransportationDepartment’s budget. 27. Washingtonhas spent $3 billion re-sanding beaches–even as this new sand washesback into the ocean. 28. A Department of Agriculture report concedesthat much of the $2.5 billion in “stimulus” funding for broadband Internetwill be wasted. 29. The Defense Department wasted $100 million on unused flight tickets and never bothered tocollect refunds even though the tickets were refundable. 30. Washingtonspends $60,000 per hour shooting Air Force One photo-ops infront of national landmarks. 31. Over one recent 18-month period, Air Force andNavy personnel used government-funded credit cards to charge at least $102,400 on admission to entertainment events, $48,250on gambling, $69,300 on cruises, and$73,950 on exotic dance clubs and prostitutes. 32. Members of Congress are set to pay themselves$90 million to increase their franked mailings for the 2010 election year. 33. Congress has ignored efficiencyrecommendations from the Department of Health and Human Services that wouldsave $9 billion annually. 34. Taxpayers are funding paintings ofhigh-ranking government officials at a cost of up to $50,000 apiece. 35. The state of Washington sent $1 food stamp checks to250,000 households in order to raise state caseload figures and trigger $43 million in additional federal funds. 36. Suburban families are receiving large farm subsidies for the grass in their backyards–subsidies thatmany of these families never requested and do not want. 37. Congress appropriated $20 million for “commemoration of success” celebrationsrelated to Iraq and Afghanistan. 38. Homeland Security employee purchases include 63-inch plasma TVs, iPods, and $230 fora beer brewing kit. 39. Two drafting errors in the 2005 DeficitReduction Act resulted in a $2 billion taxpayer cost. 40. North Ridgeville, Ohio,received $800,000 in “stimulus” funds for a project that itsmayor described as “a long way from the top priority.” 41. The National Institutes of Health spends $1.3million per month to rent a lab that it cannot use. 42. Congress recently spent $2.4 billion on 10 new jets that the Pentagon insists itdoes not need and will not use. 43. Lawmakers diverted $13 million from Hurricane Katrina relief spending to builda museum celebrating the Army Corps of Engineers–the agency partiallyresponsible for the failed levees that flooded New Orleans. 44. Medicare officials recently mailed $50 million in erroneous refunds to 230,000 Medicarerecipients. 45. Audits showed $34 billion worth of Department of Homeland Securitycontracts contained significant waste, fraud, and abuse. 46. Washingtonrecently spent $1.8 million to help build a private golf course in Atlanta, Georgia. 47. The Advanced Technology Program spends $150 million annually subsidizing private businesses; 40percent of this funding goes to Fortune 500 companies. 48. Congressional investigators were able toreceive $55,000 in federal student loan funding for a fictionalcollege they created to test the Department of Education. 49. The Conservation Reserve program pays farmers $2 billion annually not to farm their land. 50. The Commerce Department has lost 1,137 computers since 2001, many containing Americans’ personaldata.

LOL - thank you

He is going to get really wet!!!

You are confusing the t-shirt at 97 with the money owed at 98 - ts that simple you have a T-shirt worth 97. you gave your parents 1 each, leaving you with one

Blackbart Wiz has stepped up more time than I can count...If we ever give an outstanding member of the year medal I think Wizid should get the first one... +100

sgtdanko>xi< cbags Good job Wizid. I've been looking for a blow up doll. You have one of those laying around? New or used....I'm not picky. bags i have an old one im done with ....... you still want it ?..... nc...... Don't forget to turn it inside out and shake the F##k out of it - LOL

To all my fellow Idiots Something happened recently that really brought into focus the true meaning of our wonderful clan, and by the clan, I mean the people in it. A week or two ago there was some thread started, I don't even quite remember what it was about but somehow we segued onto the subject of Lefties and Left Handed mice. I happened to mention, for no apparent reason that I hate hardware manufacturers because none of them make a left handed mouse. In face, I use an old ambidextrous mouse to play - An intellimouse optical to be exact. Well one of our established and esteemed members, Wizid, to be exact popped up and stated he had a left handed mouse laying around and he would be more than willing to send it to me if I was interested. So we moved to the realm of private messaging where I repeatedly offered to at least pay the postage, or pay something for the mouse, not even knowing what type or model but WiZid would have nothing to do with it and lo and behold, 3 days later a box appears on my doorstep with an unopened Logitech MX610 LEFT HANDED mouse in it. Now quite a few of you know me and know how much I talk but this has left me pretty much speechless. I am not sure if WiZid will be happy with me posting this pubicly but I felt a strong urge to put this out there to help remind everyone in the clan what an awesome group of people we are. Things like this just remind me how great people can be without even be asked. Thanks a lot Wizid and if there is ever anything I can do in return please do not hesitate Peace fellow clan members BTW, I would request the "Superman" medal or the "gifts" medal but you already have them!!!

Welcome to the most exclusive club in the world you %$^&ing whore