Sorry DJ, but I am an anti-Royal
I sincerely hope every single one of them croaks.
I never liked the parasitic, you must bow before me, I was chosen by God and born to reign over you stuff.
Just my personal opinion. (not that I actually wish death upon anyone. It was a metaphorical point and one fueled by at least 5 Bloody Marys, extra spicy)
Like the bit from "Dressed to kill" by Eddie Izzard
But in Britain we don’t win many gold medals at the Olympics – because we’ve chosen not to! It’s a political statement!
Because we hate our national anthem.
Because it’s God Save the Queen, you see. God Save the Queen.
Now the Queen lives in a very big house, she has barbed wire outside, and people with guns in front of that.
That’s one saved fucking queen, I’ll tell you. That’s the problem. She’s overly saved! She has no idea of the struggle of human existence.
We have to work for a living, raise a family – we don’t have nannies all running around the place. It’s – it’s what you’ve got to do in your life. You know.
So it’s “God Save the Queen.” No! It’s too saved. It’s “God Attack the Queen,” that’s what it should be! “God attack the Queen, send big dogs after her that bite her bum. Let them chase after her and let themÖ” That’d be fantastic! Then she’d have to fight the crazy dog with a – with a handbag with a brick inside of it. “Crazy dog! Crazy dog!” “Arrgghh, kill the Queen!” “No – crazy dog!” And maybe she’d kill the crazy dog and everyone in – in Britain would go, “Hell, fair play with the queen – killed the crazy dog.” And the Queen would go – have – she would have self-respect for the first time in her life! Yes. It would work. It’d be fan-tab-u-lous.
Now that's funny