NickTheGrip

RD UnChileno hxtr sweet so I have a chance.. hahahahahha Fucking IDIOT..You got a better chance getting laid than getting HIT by this HXTR..and does about 1 in 2 million for u NO?.. lmfao Shit Chile....he'll get laid. he has 10 women waiting on him all the time. 5 on each hand Say hello to "Miss Michigan" or on the other hand Miss "Rosy palm"

Wow, what a DB Bet his son is real proud of his dad for beating on a snowman with no arms LOL

I think it will be Lions by a Field goal, then off to Dallas to beat up on the Cowboys and home for Monday night against a very average Bears team. I would love them to be 5-0. I know that is unrealistic, but as Laz says, it has been a long time since we had any kind of football winner in Detroit. The last good season I remember was 1991, when they went to the Championship game, after annihilating the Cowboys 38-6, I think it was. Of the 3 upcoming games, the one that worries me most is the Vikings. Let's see - Go Lions

Interesting match up this weekend Detroit Lions (2-0) versus Minnesota Vikings (0-2) Hmm. Lions just won by the biggest margin in franchise history, and the Vikings have blown double digit half time leads both games. But the Lions haven't won at the Metrodome since '97 and they blew out a very bad KC team So what do you Minnesota guys (or girls) think?

Here's my favorites To girl: Do you want to dance? Girl: No way asshole. To Girl: Then I gues a blow job is out of the question? To girl: Can I smell your pussy? Girl: Of course you can't asshole To girl: Then it must be your feet. My personal favorite though: To girl: Can I sleep with you for 10 million Dollars Girl - sure To girl: Can I sleep with you for 10 cents Girl - Fuck off, what kind of girl do you think I am? to Girl: We already determined that, we are simply haggling over the price now

Too late LOM

[On Clint Eastwood running for Mayor] What makes him think a middle-aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics? -- Ronald Reagan An open marriage is nature's way of telling you that you need a divorce. -- Ann Landers The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts. -- Conan OBrien I used so much hairspray that I feel personally responsible for global warming. -- Dusty Springfield I’ve never been to an Al-Qaeda Christmas party, but I have seen the invites. No music, no dancing, but we promise the fastest game of pass the parcel you’ve ever seen. -- Omid Djalili Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf. -- Sam Ewing My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend. -- Robert Paul

Congratulations to MY Detroit Tigers on winning their first Division title in 24 years. Well done http://www.detnews.com/article/20110917/SPORTS0104/109170358/Tigers-beat-A-s--win-first-division-title-since-1987

Have to put some Rodney Carrington up there - he is one of my favorite American comedians

Its only 12 steps to freedom you double whore, you

Welcome my_slave - now that has a cool ring to it - LOL

About bloody time you whoring wanker

Wonder why the nurse had both hands on your shoulders too!!!

I think I will stick with 7 - it seems to be working good for me

Nice one

It's funny (wierd, not ha ha) but during the recent riots in London and other cities in the UK, a lot of people were bemoaning the fact that they cannot own guns. There would have been a lot less damage and destruction to be sure. Those scumbags would have thought twice about ransacking Pahood's Curry house if they thought he would come out with a 12gauge in his hand!!!! I am not a big fan of guns, having seen up close the damage they can do, but I am damn sure if some lowlife gets in my house, he is going down before he can do harm to my family. My SR40 and the "spare" LC9 I keep for "she who must be obeyed" will see to that. Pry them from my cold dead hand Holder!!!!!!

Masterlixx - What a Dumbass "a carry-on bag at Kansas City International Airport caused a security guard at a checkpoint to be concerned, said airport spokesman Joe McBride. A man was uncooperative when asked if if the bag could be searched and was subsequently detained" I'm thinking that today was not the best day to be un-cooperative... They opened his carry-on with a high pressure water hose - what a moron

I was actually in Mexico, working. We went out to the cafe which was located outside where all the installation and builder trailers were for breakfast and the owners had this little, grainy tv going. Everyone was crowded around the little tv and we asked what was going on and someone said a plane crashed into the WTC. We all thought they were joking, then right on the screen the second plane hit. It all went silent for quite a while and all the Americans in the group didn't leave the cafeteria for a couple of hours. We were scheduled to go home that Thursday for our weekend off, but of course we couldn't so we were stuck in Mexico an extra week. I remember flying back to the US on one of the first planes out and I have never seen a flight crew so nervous before. I remember the captain coming on the intercom and telling us that if anyone tries to enter the cockpit, every passenger should rush them and prevent them with any means necessary as once they get in the cockpit everyone would already be dead. That was really wierd to hear. My workmate was blind drunk - it was the only way he had the nerve to get on the plane. I kept trying to tell him this was probably the safest time to fly as everyone was on such a high alert. I do remember taking hours to get through Immigration at Houston. I have never been asked so many questions before and a lot of people were being taken to "Secondary Inspection" My workmate never flew anywhere again since then. I have flown a lot, but even to this day, when someone heads to the front bathroom by the cockpit I watch them out of habit.

Can't get to my house. The blue lines end at the end of the street - although looking from above it looks like about 2 years ago as well as my last car is sitting in the drive and it was totalled almost 2 years ago 5839 Cooley Lake Road, White Lake, MI is about as close as you can get. I guess my street just aint interesting enough

This is really pissing me off. Late last week I had my car broken into in my own drive and a $200 GPS stolen. What pisses me off is when I reported this to the police (Oakland County Sherriff - we don't have our own Police) the officer who came out told me they have already caught a bunch of people turning over cars in my sub-division. This is the kicker. Our subdivision has houses in excess of $400k in it (not mine, of course but you get my drift) Every single person they caught was a RESIDENT of the sub-division. The youngest was 14 and the oldest was 17. They get into the cars, rip off the GPS units, then sell them in nearby Pontiac for 10 bucks each. They will discard $1,000 laptops because they are too bulky and instead go after the GPS's to get alcohol and drug money. All this happens around 3am He told me this summer alone there have been 60 reported thefts from cars in the subdivision - 60 for god's sake, and that's not counting the ones that people don't even report because they feel it is not worth it. What is this world coming too when even a decent neighborhood is subject to this type of crap. Makes me want to go out and kill someone

Who is the Rooger guy anyway - LOL

Man, we need those for COD2 as well. I would want the "Pete" medal sooooooooooooooo bad

Funny as hell, but true also

GorillaXI Bosun Google is your friend if you look up. Truly you don't believe everything you see on the internet. http://www.flightglobal.com/articles/2007/11/21/219795/toulouse-a340-throttles-not-idled-until-2s-before-wall-collision.html