Morris

Hows about some educational items such as below

WoW buy it, then invite us all over to drink the beers inside P'S and pay the are fair too lol

This is just the business !!! lol All XI members should have one

Give the job up !! playing is much more fun.............. (hope my boss isn't reading this? ..... and if she is ...... Only Joking my Queen) ....... LoL

Hi All, I have notices a serious decline in players playing on the VFT server early evening UK Time. I Love to play on the server from 1900 hrs UK time or GMT but no one is about....... please please please if you are around at that time join the server and lets get the numbers back to where they used to be....... Tonight as an example its now 2200 hrs UK time and I have joined the server several times from 1900 hrs onwards and its empty Help needed please join

He has had several programs on British TV and done a tour of USA and South America, has been big in the UK for around 2 years now

Happy Birthday BigYin, Have a beer and send me the bill..........................

simply the best I got their DVD a few years back (pulse) I still watch it when everyone is out and I can crank up the volume on the surround sound....... truly awesome

Happy Birthday Mate, have a beer on me and send me the bill

Not sure how you managed to get a picture of my wife Rusty, but top job

LOL chin up that sort of score is my everyday score...........its not about the winning ....... its all about participating

Dam I cant remember being 37................ have a great day mate beers and all !!!! Happy Birthday

Gents , All What happened ? I go away on Exercise (movements) for a week and when I return there is no one playing on the server? Come back, its my favorite game, the only one I play ..... I am lonely, please come back and I will even let you shoot me......... there hows that!! I know I play early for all our USA players (1930 - 2130 UK Time) But please come back, 2 nights in a row I have joined the server only to run around on my jack jones and no one else has joined......... Are you all trying to tell me something??

Nice neighbors must remember to have a dump on their doorstep ignorant feckers......... hope it gets sorted ok

Nice one gent's really am chuffed for you all. Now to pass some new rules I need you all to support the ' No shooting Morris policy Congrats well deserved

I would really love to come but would cost us British a small fortune in flights........... unless I start a little war there, then the queen would see me for free.................... yippppeeeeeee ......................... perhaps not Please don't have fun without me, i am not made of wood you know and have a heart

Nice 1 Black Cat congrats

Congrats, now get the dam thing tied in knots ........... or buy a big screen tv ........ lol

Bunny hoppers should be shot...........lol I for one dont do it and dont like it. The game to me is a simulation, thats why we have such excellent maps to make it seem or appear as realistic as possible. Being in the military and having served for over 23 years, I can assure you all I have never hopped or jumped while under fire................. So thats my take, but its a preference thing and you will never please everyone all of the time. We all have to adjust at certain points, if the Admins allowed hopping, I would have to get use to shooting high as they hop all over the place, adjustment in my opinion is all thats needed. However having played tonight I agree with Deerjon that the MoD does hinder other game play such as de frosting and jumping over obstacles.............

His art work was truly inspiring and as a massive Floyd fan myself the dark side of the moon is where he leaves us all. RIP

In Scotland we have a tradition that on your Birthday you: A, Get the Beers in, mines a large cold one B, Cant shoot anyone called Morris Have a blast young man Happy BDay

Welcome Chris nice to finally see you in the forums, mate I know what u mean my wife hates me on the computer too, but hey it could be worse..... I could be out drinking and womanizing everynight ( yeh really at 47 my chat up lines are a bit old and dated....lol) the only thing I would pick up would be the bill Now stop shooting me See you in the Server mate

WoW Tiger you need to change your tag to Nursie Nice One

Wanted.......................... home, job, wife & Family to swap for same in NY......................... Must be nice to my Parrot, not fussed with wife and kids....lol oh yes and your now in the military .......... reply within

I have been playing for years on the same server and don't get me wrong its just a rant and a moan. When you are shot by players that you cant see until you are frozen usually with a ping around 50 - 60. That can be slightly frustrating and bloody annoying, an example would be yesterday I was playing in the server there was only 1 other player with a ping similar to mine. Slow was on and he was hitting more times that tiger woods hits his ball on a par 5 during a bad day........ every time he hit me I could not even see him....... now being shot by a better player is what the game is all about sometimes they win sometimes you win, Thats the appeal. But when the server is full of mostly low ping players there is no fun in playing and being cannon fodder....... Once the server fills up and there is a mixture of low and high ping players the game then becomes fun. Once the UK and Europe players join I am on an equal par with them..... Just thought there was a MoD we could employ that would equal things out for us poor higher ping players. ........ I have a solution........ for all USA players or players with a ping below 80...........if you see me in the server ...... please count to 5 before shooting me