White_Dragon

My best games have been when I have a Flame thrower to thaw my team mates. My worst maps are when were on a map with heavy foliage and Hot rocket is constantly killing me and other people through bushes no one else can see through. It does make one wonder what kind on graphic card is he able to make the foliage transparent so he can shoot left right as fast as he can move and with each move kill someone without aiming I spectated him and watched as he did just that and I couldn't see these people he was killing just the note saying "you just killed so an so one after another" then when Admin show up his kill streak suddenly stops. I hope you can find out what he is doing and let us know if he is legit or is B-B-Q has returned with a new name and address.

My wife came home from the Grocery store a couple weeks ago with a 6 pack box of cup cakes. The icing was two in bright yellow two were bright green and two were dark Blue. I ate one of each color over the following three nights. the first day after eating the yellow one my shit was normal . That night I ate a Green iced cup cake and the following day my shit was grass green (Bright grass green). That night I had the Dark blue iced cup cake and the following day and the day after that I had the prettiest blue turds you have ever seen. I told my wife "No more dark colored Iced cakes just get the normal vanilla and chocolate." She said "can I get the rainbow Iced cup cakes"? I said "GOD NO! that's all I need is psychedelic colored shit".

I think I know that cop! he plays freeze tag on the WaW server.

LOL now that's Funny

This sounds like my wife's mother and even looks a bit like her. I was laughing my ass off while I was listening and had my Wife come listen and she said "OH MY GOD!! It's my Mother" or her dead sister! LOL

I have to go along with Sgt_Twinkie More "Rat" Maps Please

is there any chance we can get a list of all maps used on WAW FT and then Vote on a number of them to be removed? There are a number of them (MAPS) every week that there is close to or more than 60% of players that say get rid of this map or just go to spectate until the maps in question are finished, that is when we don't have an ADMIN on to change to the next map. I would say this is on more than or about 5% to 25% of maps every week. Many times by changing maps it causes the server to dump everybody and start the rotation over or just crashing the server especially when 2 or more maps get passed on when everybody goes to spectate. No mater how many we get removed there will still be a few maps that players (maybe 10%) will not like but that's much better than having 60% of players or losing 3/4's of the player that will just quit when some maps come on rotation. Many of these maps in question are what have become known as one sided maps. Where whom ever ends up on one side of the map will always win 3 out of 5 rounds no mater whom is on which side that winning side has an targeting Advantage over the other that makes the losing side sitting ducks with little or no cover.

I thought "BAN" is a roll on Deodorant ! Is somebody saying he stinks?

So if when we go to mars We'll be the INVADERS LOL !

That was funny ! Nothing better then killing a Camper.

LOL good one !!!

Johnny great joke post in fact one of your best.

Thank you Merlin your the Man!! It's just I was so depressed with being killed over and over so many times in a row it's just I went past frustration to total anger. Every one kept saying put it on the web site tell them what your experience was and then they can fix it so that's what I did. If you want to put dogs in, its OK as long as their spawning is normal and their blind to people while in spawn protection. THANK YOU

Great new server --- But Get rid of all the dogs !!!! after every 5th kill in a row you get 6 dogs and they almost can't be killed, it takes 15 to 20 rounds to kill one. If you kill 5 players you get dog and your dogs kill five players and you get 5 more dogs and that set of dogs kill 5 more and you get 6 more, one player can end up with 20 Plus dogs at the same time. ​Spawn protection is non existent to Dogs. You die and re-spawn and 3 to 5 dogs jump you long before spawn protection ends, and spawn protection is only 10 seconds. At one time there were in excess of 18 dogs on at the same time and this put many of us off of playing Domination Just remove the Dogs from the game or no-one will come back to this new server !!!!!! I WAS KILLED 44 TIMES IN LESS THAN 12 MIN BY JUST DOGS, that is insane 20 times in a row while in spawn protection in the same place. What the hell is fun about playing a game you can't play?

They wear off (Babies) after a week of getting up at 2:00 ,3:00 ,4:00 in the A.M. heating the bottle wiping their buts, and repeating all over again and again and again and again until --- you shoot your wife for screwing her boss and getting pregnant by him and she keeps saying it's yours. Now you are stuck with a screaming Baby while she works late. LOL Just kidding!! really their lots of fun but Video games are better.

​Coming home from work one day a man walked into his house, set his keys on the table and the clanking woke his best friend George the Parrot. George blinked his eyes and without a second thought screamed at the man "I need a piece of ASS"!! The man spun around and looked at George and exclaimed "WHAT!" Again George Screamed "I need a piece of ASS"!! and then over and over kept saying " I need a Piece of ASS, I Need a Piece of Ass, ect...... Finally after 10 minutes of George screaming at the Man, He said OK George Calm down I'll call a Breeder. The Man spent 20 minutes making phone call after phone call when he finally found a breeder and the breeder told him it's going to cost you $50. bucks. The man said out loud $50. Bucks? are you kidding me? Hearing what ​the man said over the phone George again started repeating over and over " I need a Piece of ASS !!!. The man said to the breeder "OK we'll be there in 10 minutes". After the short drive the man took George into the breeders building and said " I'm the one that called you about needing a female ​Parrot or my George". The Breeder said "Yes I have her all set up in private room in a special cage follow me". They then proceeded into the room and pulling up the cover on the cage the man and George saw the Female and she was twice the size of George. The Man said " Wow what a beautiful White Parrot" and George gave a Wolf call whistle and exclaimed "WA HOOO" !!! The Man then said "OK Mister if you think George will be OK with this Big white female ! what do we do next". The breeder said " just set your Boy in the cage and I'll put the cover back on the cage and we can go back into the waiting room, But first there is the mater of the $50.00" !! The man then paid the breeder and they headed to the waiting room. Just before the Door shut behind them the most horrific screams started coming from the covered cage. In a panic the Man raced back into the breeding room yelling "I told you the bitch was too big for him" at the instant he finished yelling at the breeder he reached the cage and ripped off the covering. The man now able to see Inside the cage He saw that George had the female by the throat with one claw and with the other he was ​ripping handfuls of feathers out of the female and at the same time as she screamed George was yelling " FOR 50 BUCKS I WANT YOU NAKED WAKK, FOR 50 BUCKS I WANT YOU NAKED WAKK" !!!!!!!!!!!

Deerejon The video was about shows that only lasted ONE year Gun smoke lasted over 25 years. LOL

So our new servers can't stay on line for more than an Hour and then they Kick everybody and maybe if we're lucky they come back on 2 or 3 hours later. Have they been hacked or is the new provider just not worth a plug nickel? The number one (1) rated servers have nobody playing on them because they can't maintain a game from start to finish unless an ADMIN is on to reset them. Someone needs to find out what's wrong or find another Server provider.

Goodby Afroman RIP -- and thanks for the tricks you taught me this past year to improve my COD gaming. You will be missed a lot by all the COD 5 Freeze Tag gang. Who's going to thaw me out now? I think that in Honor of Afroman1970 a new medal be made and given as the--- "Afroman1970 Fair play and Sportsmanship award" Given to one player each year in each of the game servers game types. because the one thing I admired the most about Afro was his fairness and team spirit.

So how is your tennis elbow doing Johnny? LOL good one

LOL!! I didn't know you knew my wife, that is her favorite 5 words.

Our least favorite people came back to play freeze tag and everybody left the game. we went from 20+ players to 12 to 8 in less than 5 min then down to 5 people and I left. They were not hacking everyone just refuses to play when they are on the server. This really sucks when one or two people cause the death of a server and can't get it through their heads that everybody at XI just don't want to play with these guys

I believe this girl hasn't got a clue about anything LOL. Fighting with Life Saver's and Chiwawa is like her Cat? Take the wine away and rent the video for her so she can laugh and feel really bad about being taped as a complete Drunken dork. LOL This is one funny Video, Dumb but funny.

Now that's Funny

I say she was pushed