HarryWeezer

Have a GREAT birthday!!

Those were the days...

It's ALWAYS Bama's fault.

Don: We miss you in DM; don't tell me you've gone to the FT dark side. Come back to the light.

Memo to Rugger: Add XI tie to the store.

Cheese, can't believe you outed the Ninja team. You will pay dearly!!!

Very sorry to hear!!!! Deepest sympathy.

Thanks for stopping by - try Ace Mod, we have naked women in there.

Welcome. I be smokin ya...

Wow, most generous Ted!!!! I'd bring the wife out but it's more fun without her. I'll see if I can schedule a trip later this fall. Will let you know so I won't miss you this time. Is Carlita still there? OMG that was the best I ever had.

Hi Blaa - I've seen you in Ace Mod often. Glad you registered, and jump in the convo every now and then. Welcome!!!

I had dinner at Ted's several years ago while I was in LA on business. I can verify that the wait staff is well treated, and incredibly beautiful; not a single dog among them. They don't speak English very well but who cares - Ted makes them wear mini-skirts and open-front blouses; my waitress nearly dropped a titty on my plate. But the best thing at Ted's is that you can cop a feel on any of them because, as Ted says, they're so worried about being deported that they dare not complain. Or, you can bring them upstairs - first door on the left, right Ted? - to further entertain yourself (Ted probably doesn't want too many folks to know about that.) PS: Best damned steak I've ever eaten.

Doesn't make sense. There are no girls in North Dakota. Nobody lives in North Dakota.

Don't have a clue WTF you're talking about, but I sure as hell won't miss that knife in my back. Take your time.

Welcome to the forums. And you're mistaken about Chile - he doesn't have nipples. He also doesn't have a belly button. We don't know why. Oh, and he also doesn't have a dick.

You were gone??

PS: If Obama gets re-elected, I will kiss each of your asses on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial the same day he takes the oath. He is toast; gone, nada, outathere; just 16 short months and, to quote another ex-president, "our long national nightmare is over." Just had to add: If you attempted a work of fiction about the most inept presidency possible, it could not equate with the reality of the Obama administration. This absolute fool, this socialist, inept, moron, is the greatest threat to the health, safety and welfare of the nation, that it has ever faced. Thursday, he addresses a joint session of an equally inept Congress. Would that the capital building ceased to exist before the end of it.

I keep telling you people that Rugger died when he fell out of a window while screwing a chicken several years ago. His identity was taken over by some hack who, since he has been doing a better job than the real Rugger did, we have left alone. We don't know who he is, and we don't care who he is.

HHHHOOOOORRAAAHHHHHH 'Bout time Labob (hope you got the same deal I did; I even got a key to the corporate office crapper...)

My cousin Achmed put the jihad on you Johnny...

Thanks folks - really do appreciate it. There's always a downside, though. Now, I work for those Idiot COD4 Head Admin and some - Pete, Bama, SOB - will take their revenge on me while others - Crack, Ricko, T-Mouse - always want a piece of my bribe action. Whatcha gonna do...

Damn Mule that is horrible news. So sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, we finally got the retirement and medical benefits squared away and with a resigning bonus, I took the offer. I'm sure my "old friends" will be delighted to hear that my previous arrangements re. bribes for use of hacks, is back in force.

I have a very simple solution. We already carry a national ID card - SS card. Make it biometric such that when you present it, you also swipe a thumbprint, when queries a database to verify you are who you say you are. Only citizens get it. It can't be faked. Without it, you cannot be employed, bank, buy or rent a house, fly, etc. Then, make it a mandatory felony for the CEO/manager/owner of any business or company which employs anyone who does not have one. When illegals can't work or function in this country, they will go where they can. We won't even have to ship them home.

Cut and paster huh? Welcome!!! And thank you for your service.