HarryWeezer

Hopefully, some of you guys will take a piss break so I can sneak in tonight.

Those freakin' admin dicked around with it just to piss everybody off. Oops, I'm an admin. Never mind. Nobody's touched it in years.

What's our first MW3 server going to run?

HQ - XI From: Chief Bottle Washer To: Savegsam You will report ASAP to any DM server. You WILL NOT fuck around with that freeze tag BS. That is all.

Big deal. I'd own every server we have except for one thing and one thing only: I'm not that good. Congrats!

Looking forward - thanks Labob. Love your maps!!!!

Then he just tosses the bottles on the ground. What a moron...

I Kkkkiilllll you TOO!!!! Welcome aboard the good ship Idiot.

Me KKKIILLLLLL you long time...

News Report: Qaddafi burial may be delayed because U.N. human rights office calls for an official probe. (A tape recording has just been released of the conversation among two diplomats in the U.N. human rights office as they watched the events unfold on T.V. yesterday:) Diplomat A: "It would appear that President For Life Moammar has just been captured by the forces now in rebellion in Libya." Diplomat B: "I perceive that he is wounded. We must file an emergency request to the Security Council that he be airlifted to the Mayo Clinic for immediate treatment." Diplomat A: "Oh My (insert non-christian Deity,) they just shot him. I simply cannot believe this absolute and utter disregard for the sanctity of human life. I am shocked and mortified beyond human comprehension that these persons now in revolt in the sovereign nation of Libya have just assassinated their national leader without trial by his peers." Diplomat B: "Fuck that shit. That cocksucking Moammar has $50 billion in Swiss bank accounts. We've got to get some of that action. Shitfire, I could build 17 new palaces in Monzambigua with that kind of bread." Diplomat A: "You're right. But how the hell are we going to get our hands on it?" Diplomat B: "Let's call for an official United Nations inquiry. Somebody's got those fucking bank account numbers and By (insert non-christian Deity) we're gonna find out who. Diplomat B: "Fucking A... Send out a press release."

OK SLUGZ now that I know who you are, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!! Heh heh - welcome to the forums!!!!!!

Happy Birthday you decrepit old fart - hope the testosterone shots are working...

UnChileno Conratz Man!.. 1 Question? Do I have to speak louder or SCREAM my ass off now when we game? P.S WHAT???

Merlin007 RD Now you can get Rockape to change your name to Harry Geezer. Congrats man!! HAHA. Just reading the rest of the post and saw you had the same idea for a name change. lol. OK, I'm thinking about it. Thanks RD/others.

Nice to meat you - er., meet you!!

Welcome aboard Lux. Sounds like you're a DM player in which case you'll find some great company and fun in any of our death match servers. Be looking for you... I'm of Canadian ancestry and am also just 21 years old. What's your phone number?

Just to add to this I am convinced we have several regulars in Ace Mod using wall hacks just to see where people are. They don't shoot through walls, but they're just too good at knowing where everyone is - again, very smooth. Hard to catch them but in time, they'll slip up. Just have to keep watching them.

This is painful. Purple's one of the good guys and was here back in the days when we all played COD2 many years ago. We're losing an old and valued member of the family. Wish you ALL the best Purple. Thanks for all the good times and please do drop a note from time to time. Take care my friend!!!

Pharticus - But the best thing about being an official Old Fart is that I may publicly comment on young women's lovely tits or nicely-rounded asses, and instead of a slap in the face, hear a giggle about that cute old man, because they know I'm completely harmless and probably can't even get it up any more. And for the most part, I can't. And you may now commence taking your weekly ( or is it daily?) ration of Viagra. Congrats Harry! It's funny when you think about. ALL women want to be complimented. They ALL wants us to think they have nice tits and asses. They just don't want us to say so directly because they believe that unless men are old farts, they just want to screw them. Andf that's certainly true. What they don't know is that we old farts ALSO want to screw them!!! Our bodies might be old, but our minds aren't. And if you're 65, your wife is probably also 65 - or close to it. And who in hell wants to screw a 65-year-old woman?

dayton glad i dont play in ace mod......sounds like its all fucked up over there..... No, it isn't. Ace Mod is a hoot. It's wild, fast and furious and we have a hell of a lot of fun there with a great bunch of regulars. Come on in and give it a try.

I have reached official oldfartdomness. This occurs when the federal government instructs you to sign up for Medicare, which I had to do yesterday after turning 65 this past Sunday. And so, I now lay claim to the myriad of benefits available to official Old Farts, including, but not limited to: - I get ALL the discounts. I even get discounts where discounts aren't offered simply by raising hell - they'll give me a discount to get rid of me. - I'm more likely to get a mercy fuck. "Aw, that poor old man could probably use a good blow job." - I know longer have to "respect my elders." Now, everyone has to respect ME!! - I don't have to remember anything. People don't expect me to remember anything. I can plead forgetfullness for anything people expect me to remember. - I can tell young punks to fuck off without getting punched because even they believe it's not kosher to punch out an old man who can't defend himself. - I may now break wind or pee anywhere, even right on the street, blaming "Old Timer's Disease." - I can tell the wife that "George" just isn't up to it tonight and she'll leave me alone without a lot of bullshit. - I can demand immediate attention from salespeople and be excused for swearing up a bloody storm. - I can ask people to lift heavy objects for me and they'll gladly oblige, such as loading that heavy carton into the car because everybody wants to help an Old Fart. - I can leave any event, at any time, with the excuse that "I'm tired," and be forgiven for it. - I can leave the shopping cart anywhere, or plow down the supermarket aisle, ramming carts out of my way, pretending to be "confused." - I can cut in front of lines on the pretense that I'm about to a heart attack, or take traffic shortcuts like driving the wrong way on a one-way street without the cops giving me a ticket. - But the best thing about being an official Old Fart is that I may publicly comment on young women's lovely tits or nicely-rounded asses, and instead of a slap in the face, hear a giggle about that cute old man, because they know I'm completely harmless and probably can't even get it up any more. And for the most part, I can't.

I continually hear players cmplaining of spawn camping in Ace Mod but most of it in my experience is temporary or unintentional. What irks me more are players who continually whine about it in game - kill them once right out of spawn and they've got to bitch about it. COD4 Ace mod is cranked to high speed and because of that, particularly if you're running through the maps, you often come upon folks just spawning. When you do, you shoot them. What's the alternative? Then too, all of us camp on occasion, and sometimes we camp at or near spawn points. I've done it many times in new maps and when I find it's a spawn point, I move. Some take their time moving. Thing is, there always will be spawn camping to an extent, and there's little to be done about it unless the player does nothing else, and is someone who ALWAYS camps right at spawn points. In time, we'll ban that player - XI member or not. If your objective is to win every map, or you don't like getting shot right out of spawn, you're playing the wrong game in Ace Mod. Head over to COD2DM or WAWDM. As ad admin I'm after cheaters and persistent spawn campers and frankly, I'm not as concerned about the occasional spawn camper. Unless the guy's ALWAYS spawn camping, don't bother me about it. You'll enjoy the game a lot more if you don't bother everyone else in game complaining about it.

Delete all maps in the folder; use XI downloader to update maps. You should be good to go.

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